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OK. What would Chuck Norris do on the demoscene?

Me thinks:

CHUCK NORRIS can code more unlimited bobs.
CHUCK NORRIS supports scene.org.
CHUCK NORRIS thinks binary.

By the way, do you remember the Norris Datassette? :)

He can spend more than 4500 years in front of his computer coding demostuff without even sleeping a night.

Chuck Norris codes using a tiny magnetic pin directly onto the surface of a hard disk platter, not just to create the 0's and 1's of the demo executable, but managing all the filesystem structures as well.

chuck norris would not dig up tedious internet fads from 2004

after chuck norris invented the internet, her coded the demoscene.

Chuck Norris would do seminars and wilds of course!

It doesn't matter what kind of hardware Chuck Norris is coding for - If he says so, it does so.

Chuck Norris would code the first killmo which roundhouse kicks you in the face when you watch it.

if Chuck Norris ever entered a compo, everyone else would be automatically disqualified, for breaking Chuck's rules.

chuck norris executes 256 instructions - in one cycle!

chuck norris can do realtime raytracing on his gameboy

chuck norris doesn't precalculate.

chuck norris can compress everything with a ratio of 1:30000. even compressed data.

chuck norris can wank, code, eat, watch tv, make sport, pass exams, write on irc, and browse pouet at the very same time.

yesterday called. they want chuck norris back.

All your base belong to Chuck Norris

Vin Diesel invented the wheel. Twice.

please sign the petition to add chuck as new .png chunk!

Chuck Norris can eat microsoft and apple, and crap out a supercomputer.

Chuck Norris is even able to browser ouet.net without doing any spam.

Chuck Norris founded Jumalauta.

Chuck Norris plays music trackers in realtime on stage, manages the light effects and the smoke machine in the same time while being monotask hardcoded, using multiplexing.

Chuck Norris makes all days partydays!

Chuck Norris can do roundhouse kick in 32b!