I want to talk to you Optimus
category: general [glöplog]
Hey, I've been searching for you, but you don't appear. My messenger is pa_30002 at hotmail dot com. I want to know your good news. :)
Firstly I will introduce myself to you. I am Bakika Idris My position as the former financial director of mines and minerals in Angola as appointed by My late Father enable me to cover up so many deals from the export of precious stones,(gold and diamond)to Europe and some parts of Asia.
If you are willing and interested, to give me assistance, contact me on receipt of this mail for more clarification and modalities needed for the successful completion of this transaction
Best regards
Bakika Idris
Call me now on this number +27738520145
From Nigeria with love...
Stop posting crappy graphical similies.
yes. please stop. optimus should stop that too. and everyone else, for that matter.
Sir,
You may be surprised to receive this unsolicited mail as it may appear to be.
Sorry to bother you any way.
I am Mr. Sese Kazu the personal assistant (Finance) to the late President
Gnassingbé
Eyadéma of Lome,Togo. In order to avoid any long meaningless talk, I am looking
for a person who can be TRUSTED to handle part of the money the late President
wanted to go and deposit in Switzerland three weeks before he died. The money
was deposited in a Security Company for safe keeping.
You may be surprised to receive this unsolicited mail as it may appear to be.
Sorry to bother you any way.
I am Mr. Sese Kazu the personal assistant (Finance) to the late President
Gnassingbé
Eyadéma of Lome,Togo. In order to avoid any long meaningless talk, I am looking
for a person who can be TRUSTED to handle part of the money the late President
wanted to go and deposit in Switzerland three weeks before he died. The money
was deposited in a Security Company for safe keeping.
Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA
Dear Mr. Sir,
REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
Click Here
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.
Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.
Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
tip@nasrda.gov.ng
http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA
Dear Mr. Sir,
REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
Click Here
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.
Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.
Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.
Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.
Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.
Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
tip@nasrda.gov.ng
http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/
I don't get it, money from Nigeria?
But how's that possible?
Help!
But how's that possible?
Help!
LOL? LOL? LOL? LOL? LOL? LOL? LOL? LOL? LOL? LOL? LOL? LOL? LOL? LOL? LOL? LOL? LOL? LOL? LOL? LOL? 
whoever invented graphical smileys should be maimed and disfigured and left to live a horrible existense. shooting people like that would only be good for them.
but uncle-x! it's the LOLZORS!!!
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oops.
i'm a fakeuser so i got shamelessly censored, if you're registered you can uncensor my level's posts here
added on the 2005-11-15 by nanook
added on the 2005-11-15 by nanook
Ugh with those images!
I had it in mind to check you on MSN but I was always forgetting it or being busy with other things. I tried to find you today, there you were, but you were probably busy. I'll have to catch you the incoming days..
I had it in mind to check you on MSN but I was always forgetting it or being busy with other things. I tried to find you today, there you were, but you were probably busy. I'll have to catch you the incoming days..
niko needs an SA account.
crap, that guy wears a ring. i suppose this wasn't done for his wife, was it.
kelsey: if you meen maalis pic, he was posting another one but the goatse man appeared because he dislikes hotlinking. It was said the goatse man is homogay, others say other, there was even a fake news about his death. Rumours are there's no final truth about what he has done.
Quote:
A series of pictures by a man identified as Kirk Johnson contain the precursor images to hello.jpg and some following. Despite speculation to the contrary, the 'Goatse Man' has actually been identified as Karl Baxter, a regular poster on the UK gay scene site www.theroadend.co.uk
WTF is this BS??
