I got druink and stoned again!
category: general [glöplog]
Yeah man, I aint done this for ages. It's time now! I been keeping my nose clean cos I've been working hard and cant get up for work if I am off my face but I let it go tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK IT!
So what you guys been upto? I got the gypsy stick under my bed cos I had a dream about this gypo who likes to pretend he is a train. The little bastard tried to mug me with a knife! I was scared of him but in real life Id just kick him so hard in the balls he'd go back into the fence and he wouldnt bother me.
Anyway the dream aint come true but I got my gypsy stick just in casE!
I saw Porky today!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was going to the shop and I asked him how he was doing. He's gone grey haired now and said he is doing discos at the local pub! His dog Jim told me a secret today, but you are friends so he won't mind if I share it with you. The owners of the pub did a runner!!
I am going trick or treating for halloween with my mates. I am going as the Ultimate Warrior as he looks when he goes angling, with his hat, body warmer and waterproof trousers. I aint got the muscles to look just like him but I can do the face paint.
What does chocolure mean? I see it in the warning here.
I might go as a pirate. Just changed my mind.
I can't remember the last time i had a good belly laugh. I chuckled not long ago but been ages since I rolled on the floor crying with laughter. It's great when that happens. I wonder if my life is getting too dull now. I need to booze more and smoketh more SOY!
Ultimate Gas is a tossmonkey! He got himself a new girlfriend and he don't wanna know me any more. I hope his girlfriend dumps him like they all do!
There's this dog I know in my street who walks round following a chicken. It's like the chicken goes for a walk and so does the dog, like he's stalking him or somthing. It won't happen again though cos I grabbed the chicken and put him in my over.
Oh cool, I just remembered I got half a packet of toffos in my jacket pocket. I'm gonna go eat em and go to bed or something.....goodnight!
So what you guys been upto? I got the gypsy stick under my bed cos I had a dream about this gypo who likes to pretend he is a train. The little bastard tried to mug me with a knife! I was scared of him but in real life Id just kick him so hard in the balls he'd go back into the fence and he wouldnt bother me.
Anyway the dream aint come true but I got my gypsy stick just in casE!
I saw Porky today!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was going to the shop and I asked him how he was doing. He's gone grey haired now and said he is doing discos at the local pub! His dog Jim told me a secret today, but you are friends so he won't mind if I share it with you. The owners of the pub did a runner!!
I am going trick or treating for halloween with my mates. I am going as the Ultimate Warrior as he looks when he goes angling, with his hat, body warmer and waterproof trousers. I aint got the muscles to look just like him but I can do the face paint.
What does chocolure mean? I see it in the warning here.
I might go as a pirate. Just changed my mind.
I can't remember the last time i had a good belly laugh. I chuckled not long ago but been ages since I rolled on the floor crying with laughter. It's great when that happens. I wonder if my life is getting too dull now. I need to booze more and smoketh more SOY!
Ultimate Gas is a tossmonkey! He got himself a new girlfriend and he don't wanna know me any more. I hope his girlfriend dumps him like they all do!
There's this dog I know in my street who walks round following a chicken. It's like the chicken goes for a walk and so does the dog, like he's stalking him or somthing. It won't happen again though cos I grabbed the chicken and put him in my over.
Oh cool, I just remembered I got half a packet of toffos in my jacket pocket. I'm gonna go eat em and go to bed or something.....goodnight!
chocolure is what you throw into the secret forest to lure chocobos to appear, come out of their hiding places.
it's very irresistible! chocobos always fall for it!
maybe they just dont mind falling for it.. i dont know...
chocobos are mysterious like that ^^
chocobos are mysterious like that ^^
VLetrmx21
shane you frickin chav!
Jesus fucking Christ, this is the biggest load of bollocks I've seen!
Oh wait, the word booze is included in the title. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!
100% comedy value!
One more time...Booze. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Oh I love the sophistication of scene humour! Who said anything to do with group think? No, of course it has nothing to do with it. It's the word "booze" I tell ya! Oh wait, maybe it's the toffos. Eating and boozing...people getting fat and drunk. Oh just the thought of it makes me wretch with laughter!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.
Every thought about writing comedy? How about stand up?
"Two men went into a bar where they served booze and food!"
Classic material!!!
Oh wait, the word booze is included in the title. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!
100% comedy value!
One more time...Booze. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Oh I love the sophistication of scene humour! Who said anything to do with group think? No, of course it has nothing to do with it. It's the word "booze" I tell ya! Oh wait, maybe it's the toffos. Eating and boozing...people getting fat and drunk. Oh just the thought of it makes me wretch with laughter!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.
Every thought about writing comedy? How about stand up?
"Two men went into a bar where they served booze and food!"
Classic material!!!
Good that we had talked 'bout it o_O....
the bad thing of not having internet at home is that you miss this kind of pearls and then you are too late to comment on them.
the good thing is that the humour is then weaker so you survive a bit longer - if you don't count the side effects...
the good thing is that the humour is then weaker so you survive a bit longer - if you don't count the side effects...
What a coincidence. I was a bit drunken too yesterday. I killed the liquers ass. Most people don't like licker and shit like that. I don't like them too. But whiskey I don't like too. I don't like the drink, I like the side effect..
I had long time to do it, even in such a little. I don't want to lately do it much. I remember my last great hangover at a friend,. that was a shitfuck! And the other one, almost loosing my exams the next days, but murphy was with me, they were canceled and now I passed them!
I only wanted the little lost feeling of me. But I don't remember what I did. Oh, I remember. I just went on coding. I was into Mr.Mirko SDK but now I want to go back to DevkitArm, found that some line in the ready made makefile I don't know much shit about, revolved that stupid bug with garbage maths that made me choose another SDK. So I tried to port my demo code to DevkitArm, it compiled, though I'll have to replace some functions now. Hope to finish soon so that I continue with my demo. Then,. I think I (surprised that I could compile and correct the makefile and several stuff that shit when I was like shit), was tired, so I listened to some music in my headphones while reading some weird texts of me. I want to write again. Oh,. and I still have to finish those promised articles for some magz. I'll do so, I promise :). Then,. what?
I wrote some weird things and remembered that the future was yesterday. Then my friend phoned. I think first phoned me Sotsoft, the most weird guy ever (actually he has visited the mental hospital once again) who is the only one who thinks I am more crazy than him! Then my friend Antitec phoned me and we went for basketball, but from those with the coin!!! =)))
It was a nice personal feeling with a little drunk (just a little) and some weird thoughts. Pros, I didn't managed to post something on Pouet and esp. write some mail to anyone during that time. I should avoid this..
p.s. I found this and I think it makes me LOLLERCOASTERS everytime I watch it. Think it fits quite well..
I had long time to do it, even in such a little. I don't want to lately do it much. I remember my last great hangover at a friend,. that was a shitfuck! And the other one, almost loosing my exams the next days, but murphy was with me, they were canceled and now I passed them!
I only wanted the little lost feeling of me. But I don't remember what I did. Oh, I remember. I just went on coding. I was into Mr.Mirko SDK but now I want to go back to DevkitArm, found that some line in the ready made makefile I don't know much shit about, revolved that stupid bug with garbage maths that made me choose another SDK. So I tried to port my demo code to DevkitArm, it compiled, though I'll have to replace some functions now. Hope to finish soon so that I continue with my demo. Then,. I think I (surprised that I could compile and correct the makefile and several stuff that shit when I was like shit), was tired, so I listened to some music in my headphones while reading some weird texts of me. I want to write again. Oh,. and I still have to finish those promised articles for some magz. I'll do so, I promise :). Then,. what?
I wrote some weird things and remembered that the future was yesterday. Then my friend phoned. I think first phoned me Sotsoft, the most weird guy ever (actually he has visited the mental hospital once again) who is the only one who thinks I am more crazy than him! Then my friend Antitec phoned me and we went for basketball, but from those with the coin!!! =)))
It was a nice personal feeling with a little drunk (just a little) and some weird thoughts. Pros, I didn't managed to post something on Pouet and esp. write some mail to anyone during that time. I should avoid this..
p.s. I found this and I think it makes me LOLLERCOASTERS everytime I watch it. Think it fits quite well..
#1 Get drunk
#2 ?????
#3 Profit!
#2 ?????
#3 Profit!
