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mr murphy went to the vets with his bird
please mr vet my bird is flat on its back with flu


what should i do??
please help by reply

oh no, not another fakeuser

did you hear about the warez-dude who forgot to shave?

he got 0-day growth

ha ha ha ha ha.

fake user of a hanky?

pete: hey that was an ok one :D

What do you call a coder who is colorblind?

A good designer!

hö-hö-hö.

No problem Visu, if there weren't some handicapped or outright retarded ppl, the scene would be out of artists ;)

a robot walks into a bar and says 'blip' and the bartender says 'nah, i use firefox but my wife still downloads porno with kazaa!'

how many condoms can u use to make a tire? 365 if its a good year

a scener walks into a bar and says 'BASS' and the bartender says 'c\~/ skrebbel, go drink your cheapass edah beers where the real party is!'

2 fonts walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve your type here".

the liitle boy called 'irie' walks in ang gets a short :)

defbase: i bet it was Comic Sans and Arial, right?

anyway

Havoc walks into a bar and then bangs his head on the door.

A copper and a raster walk into a bar...

A C64 coder walks into a bar, and notices a jamaican fellow sat at one of the stools.

C64 coder: "I'd like a..."
Jamaican fellow: "scuse me, 'ave ya got a light?"
C64 coder: "No, sorry. I'd like a..."
Jamaican fellow: "sorry ta bother ya again, but I think your shoe is untied"
C64 coder: "Oh yes. I'll tie it in a minute. Anyway, barman, I'd like a..."
Jamaican fellow: "so sorry, but i don't suppose you could spare 50p?"
Barman: "Ahh... I see you're having trouble with your rasta interrupts!"

haha, funny. :D

zzzzzippo slammers with a sprinkling of magic mushroom!!

How do they call broken Amiga?
- Atari

LOOOL

shadez:how=what

microsoft windows=tin opener
demoscene=popeye

round of applause for Xeron :)

Did you know that the first Mortal Kombat game was Goro-shaded?

Gouraud?

We wanna stencilvectors!

C64 joke. That was good!