What is the most pointless question you've ever been asked on the internet beside this one?
category: general [glöplog]
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Can you hack my boyfriend's cellphone?
optimus you schmuck. When a girl asks you that, its time to pull the. "Sure, but im like that guy in swordfish, mi only capable if a get a blowjob suga". And then ofcourse after the BJ you tell her that he have another lover, but its encrypted, so she'll just have to trust you.
The most pointless question would be.
Who do you want to polute denmark for the next four years. Arsehole 1, or arsehole 2. ...hmmmmm....
The most pointless question would be.
Who do you want to polute denmark for the next four years. Arsehole 1, or arsehole 2. ...hmmmmm....
Well,. now I am thinking it, that was not a pointless question but just a bit annoying (actually this one was not so annoying as the other ones who asked me to hack a site or teach them how to hack), but that came closer to my mind when I had seen the subject. Well,. I just said to the lady that I am a lamer, not a hacker (Oumf,. "hacker"), and so I couldn't help her,. afteralls I was too busy stalking the coding girls ;P
Can you handle Sotsoft?
why the hell is optimus posting so much?!?!?!
"If a thousand seahorses were nibbling on your penis, do you think you'd like the feeling?"
(don't ask)
(don't ask)
preacher: i would :)
"how old are you?"
Would you like to install bonzai buddy?
"is it plugged in?"
ASL?
you want to be my chatfriend?
ASL?
[I'm a copycat, but it's true!]
[I'm a copycat, but it's true!]
What's your favourite sexual position?
I mean, how am I supposed to know that?
I mean, how am I supposed to know that?
Got a nick?
A/S/L
