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What was your most embarrassing experience?

For me it was during an award ceremony at college. I wasn't paying much attention, but I thought I heard my name so I got up and walked onto the stage. I was on stage and the guy presenting the award shook my hand and handed me a certificate. I noticed that it was not my name oin the certificate and when I turned around and there was another guy on the stage.

I just handed the certificate to him and started clapping to try and make it look intentional. Then I returned to my seat and people were laughing.

for me, it was this time (at band-camp), when a stupid idiot kept on talking for ages and ages and, like, didn't have anything to say, though i think he believed he was popular or cool or something like that, and then i cut his head off for being a fucking idiot.

one time when i was tripping with my girlfriend to buy a new jumper....i sat in the car with her with my new jumper on and arm neatly rested hanging out of the car door window(thinking about dodgeball) when i'm sure some nutter alofasudden started running towards me going aaaaarrrrggghhhh and waving a sword in the air.....i couldnt tell if i was tripping or not so i quickly wound up the window and screetched off.......(maybe for no apparent reason?)

roflmao

Bathroom tap broke a week ago and flooded the flat with water, then did the same 4 days ago on thursday. Flat owner came and told us "it was our fault and we broke the flat" they're going to sell it. In search of a new rent now...

i remember when i was in 4th grade. i had just came in from recess, and sat doen, and puked on the floor beside me. total chaos ensued.

i know there were some but cant remember, been ages since i felt like that:D

ummm, i won't be telling. :)

I've had so many, I can't decide.

one of those moments was in wrestling, when i accidentally knocked the trainer instead my opponent off the mat after throwing one of my temper tantrums.

that wasn't prolly the most embarassing thing, but i won't forget this one.

playing in BASS at breakpoint :P

I am not sure if this is my most embarassing one, but it was the first I remembered and not so special. Most of them come from my stupidity anyways. At student elections, since I wasn't interested, I just wanted to do what some people do, like writting some joke text upon a white vote and putting it inside the envelope. (Well,. the text was nothing else than "Demo or Die"). Being in a hurry or anxiety though, I wrote that shit upon the back of the envelope though and I said, oh shit. Then I thought that I would throw it alone into the box and so I went to hand it but hiding the side with the text, but it had to first be handed to the guy near the box so that he checks it, so I was shocked at the last second or thought "Oh, oh,. how stupid I am! Irriversible.." exactly one tiny moment before the disaster. Well,. nothing serious, the guy just looked at me very angry and said "Hey guy, these stuff are serious, don't mock in front of us fucker!!!". And I was embaressed and couldn't find an excuse..

Then I must be preety embarrased with myself whenever I insulted some people without having a real reason but just because it comes sometimes or they make me do it, then I regret, esp. at my school times when my asshole schoolmates controlled me and made me say some ugly things (a joke with dicks)to a girl in front of a lot of people. Yes, true. But I was too small and senseless back then. And the strange is that just right a tiny second before doing this I know inside me that "It's not gonna be good.." but I am tempted to go through over and then I cry..

I was very embarrassed once when me and a random girl had unconventional unconditional hot sex outdoors. Some people stumbled upon us and started laughing and pointing.
I didn't quite get it. What's so funny about catching someone in the act? Then I realised they weren't laughing about surprising someone doing sexual stuff, they only thought that the girls clothes (scattered around) were "SO last year".

I've never felt so overlooked in my life!

losing a thumble war to ps.

one day when i was drunk with some buddies we stumbled upon these two people having sex somewhere outside. The girls clothes were lying everywhere and they looked like 'polish fashion in the late 80s'. we laughed and pointed a bit and then when home. Later we went home and i felt quite sorry for the poor sap who had been boning this fashionmonster.

my english is the bestest!

actually she borrowed it from my wardrobe :(

At the road I remembered the other more embarassing thing when I was at school, I sneezed and the ooze coming out of my nose stuck in the hair of a girl in front of me, the people near me laughed and I was shocked, then the other girl helped the girl to clean her hair while I was crying..

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real embarassing stuff is too embarassing to write it down here. but sometimes i feel my whole life is a huge embarrasment for me and for everyone else. life sucks.

really stoned on the train home and i'm suppose to pay for my ticket so i tell the train-lady i'm a teenager (alltough i'm not), but i do, so i don't have to pay so damn much for the ticket but then i don't have any cash so i have to pay with my visa so i bring it out and then she goes "can i see your id please" and i'm like "eeeh... i don't have it on me", trying to sound convincing, and then shes goes "well what's your birthdate?" and i tell her trying to look as unembaressed as i possibly can and she tells me "then your not a teenager!!" and i really fail with the trying-to-sound-convincing-part, my face completly red, saying "oh, i didn't know that"

.. Accidentally flattening a mini cooper while parking my hummer on three disabled parking spots.

hey okkie, at least she wanted to do perv stuff. can't pick and choose when it comes to that.

oh.. and accidentally hitting and killing not only two rabbits and one bird but also a small chihuahua during a single golf match..

well, some years ago i waited for the bus with a friend of mine, both being stoned. he asked me whether i'd like a doener, since there was some kind of food restaurant (with that spinning meat thingie). so i got in and asked for a doener, but it turned out to be a greek restaurant, only having gyros and stuff. i declined the question whether i'd like some of that and left the store without saying anything more. i think i noticed how stupid that was when i told my friend what happened. damn the drugs :P