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I just had a great idea for a demo. I can't tell you exactly what it is, but all that I can say in this public bbs is that it has some rotating cubes.

If there's any coder or team seriously interested on it, I will sell it for 2000,- euro or 100 crates of beer, whatever is more expensive.

In case you think this is just a desperate attempt to make some money, you are fooling yourself. This idea will not only win at any demoparty, will also lead you to money, girls, fame, television and everything.

This is not a joke. Don't waste this opportunity of becoming a legend like others tryed and didn't succeed.

Transfer the money or the beer to the account 13.37.69.8455 in the Netherlands or in Portugal, stating your email address, phone number or fax number and I will contact you with the idea.
added on the 2005-04-08 02:45:13 by jeenio jeenio
cheers jeenio o/
added on the 2005-04-08 02:54:36 by rmeht rmeht
It has rotating cubes, so it must be good!
added on the 2005-04-08 04:56:01 by s_tec s_tec
place the name of each demo group on each cube for the greets part of your ideal release.
added on the 2005-04-08 05:57:56 by Mike 3D Mike 3D
This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. The message could be strange but real if you pay some attention to it. I could have notified you about it at least for the sake of your integrity. Please accept my sincere apologies. In bringing this message of goodwill to you, I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any
pains.

I am Mr. K.S.Savimbi, son of the late rebel leader Jonas Savimbi of Angola who was killed on the 22nd of Febuary 2002 . I managed to get your contact details through the internet myself Time is of the importance and I was desperately looking for a person to assist me in this confidential business.

My late father, Jonas Savimbi was able to deposit a large sum of money in different banks in Europe My father is presently dead, and the movement of his family members (including me) is restricted. We are forbidden to either travel abroad or out of our localities. Presently our movement are monitored. Right now there is a rush for all my Father's wealth but home and Abroad by the Government who are claiming that most of the wealth was got by Arms smuggling and therefore illegal and by my father,s extended family and relations.

You can know more about my father by checking his profile at URL below: WWW.kwacha.com/edoc2.htm

His wealth has been estimated to be $500 million to over $1 billion and being close to my father I happen to be in possesion of documents and information of some of the wealth. Approx. $250 million and only my trusted mother knows that I have this information.

Presently, the US$30,000,000.00 (Thirty Million usdDollars) cash my father transfered to Europe before his death is deposited with some security firms in Europe and Africa. Before you can get access to it I have to give you the password I am therefore soliciting your help to travel to Europe to recieve this money and transfer into your account before my government get wind of this fund .You know my father was a rebel leader in Angola before his death My reason for doing this is because it will be difficult for the Angolan government to trace my father's money to an individual's account, especially when such an individual has no relationship , I decided to keep that money for my family use. At present the money is kept in a Security Company in Amsterdam,Netherland.

I am currently and temporarily living in London with my family for my refugee status.I intend to communication with you as regards this transaction on a satelite phone to avoid intervention by anybody.

Moreover, the political climate in London at the moment being so sensitive and unstable as a refugee.With this password and information and I will send you a power of attorney to the security firm, When you are ready I will give you the information needed before you can get access to the fund you will then proceed to Amsterdam,Netherland, where the US$30,000,000.00 will be given to you as payment.

PLEASE YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSACTION IS HIGHLY REQUIRED.

Yours sincerely,

K.S. Savimbi.
Right, but can anything top this spam I once got?

--------------------------------------------

Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555 Misau Street
PMB 437 Garki, Abuja, FCT
NIGERIA


Dear Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account for subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

Yours Sincerely,

Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
mailto:tip@nasrda.gov.ng

http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/
added on the 2005-04-08 07:48:29 by Spin Spin
If you find that scam shit annoying you might get a few laughs out of my anti-scamming website :-)

http://www.419fun.com/phillipepage1.htm
added on the 2005-04-08 09:16:27 by Shockwave Shockwave
@5h0ckw4ve: Excellent!
added on the 2005-04-08 12:53:12 by doh doh
i second doh!
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added on the 2005-04-08 13:56:27 by madMixx madMixx
I've already been in Windows 100% and TV. As far as the girls and money go for, I'm still working on it..
added on the 2005-04-08 14:00:10 by Preacher Preacher
trace: Dang, you mean someone already did a demo with rotating cubes before!?

I just wasted 2000e :(
added on the 2005-04-08 16:25:40 by Scali Scali
paypal sent.
added on the 2005-04-08 16:34:50 by wayfinder wayfinder
jeenio: I offer you to publish your demo idea in the Hugi Magazine for free. It will make you famous.
added on the 2005-04-08 17:15:34 by Adok Adok
adok: please PLEASE stop that lame advertising of Hugi. are you trying to compensate for the lack of something? c'mon, man, give us a break.

and don't forget to come to inerciademoparty05!
added on the 2005-04-08 17:31:48 by jeenio jeenio
Before any transaction occurs, we wish to remind you that Rotating Cubes, Rotation, Cubes, Tunnels, Rotozoomers, Plasmas, Starfields and Scrollers are all trademarks and patents of Jumalauta Industries, and any unwarranted commercial use (ie. sale) will be dealt with as intellectual property violation and copyright infringement and settled on neutral territory by naked wrestling.
added on the 2005-04-08 17:39:22 by jobe jobe
SO BE IT!
added on the 2005-04-08 17:47:11 by jeenio jeenio
jeenio.. you're doing it bad!
and don't forget to come to inerciademoparty05!
added on the 2005-04-08 18:14:16 by mrdoob mrdoob
no no no trace noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

the site is... erhm...... not ready.... erhm.... outdated.......
added on the 2005-04-08 18:20:39 by jeenio jeenio
is like that how you want to revive the ptscene? build a great new site, always uptodate!! ;)
added on the 2005-04-08 18:23:01 by mrdoob mrdoob
i know, evil, ps and i we are on top of it. expect a great new site with minimal design and loads of information VERY SOON!

and don't forget to come to inerciademoparty05!
added on the 2005-04-08 18:39:15 by jeenio jeenio
JEENIO, YOU ARE AN ANNOYINGUSER!
I was wondering if there are any Portuguese demoparties coming up soon?
added on the 2005-04-08 21:38:37 by sagacity sagacity
hey, it's mister ir. sagacity, MSc. !!
(right? i hope??)
added on the 2005-04-09 11:11:26 by skrebbel skrebbel

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