[on topic. optimus style] Drum & BASS girls
category: general [glöplog]
straightedge is for fucking losers that suck!
Why would you want to fuck losers?
If the losers in question suck well enough they might be worth a fuck.
i actually am a dj and yes you do get laid from it, if you're into that kind of girls. it's not a myth!
i also have a gf who is absolutley crazy about dnb aswell. especially when i play it for her! hehe ;)
i also have a gf who is absolutley crazy about dnb aswell. especially when i play it for her! hehe ;)
losergirls are generally better in bed sag. you would not believe how well a fatty girl can suck your cock! but enough about that.. i'm a painter.. that gets girls, especially when you mention stuff like 'i want to use your skin as my canvas' just don't tell them you want to use their blood as paint (yet)
being a painter didn't get me laid even once in 15 years... so i always tell girls i'm a freelance musician and professional gamesdesigner, and then i show them my trans am and prodent smile: it gets me laid every single time i try!
my sparkling '92 red toyota hiace is also a chick magnet.
Oh, it's straight edge, not straight-X,. I made the same mistake again ;P
havoc, you stole my life :(
(the part about prodent smile that is)
I just say I'm a sorry loser, freelance musician and pro dilletant. Then I act pathetic and screw up everything and get sympatylaid.
no sex is better than sympathysex! :)
sex sucks
oh..and you all owe me beer at breakpoint!
well everyone needs to party, obviously. and dnb partygirls are cute.
SH*************T! you pooor hungarians! what a bunch of skanky girls!
oy! hungary strikes.bak! i'd do 'm though.. then again.. i did a rather fat girl this weekend.. so pah about standards i say! pah!! PAH!
Notice the timing.
drug 'n booze
I'm afraid of fat girls, I'm convinced they will crush me to death during sleep. Besides, I'm a skinny little fella, so most of them are taking all their bitterness from life out on me.
This is also one of the reasons that made me become a fan of dnb girls.
This is also one of the reasons that made me become a fan of dnb girls.
<zladvoice> Wearing western sports clothe make me look cool and ready for love rocket.</zladvoice>
Fucking Adidas freaks!!!!!
oh dominei, it's not that bad!!!! they give proper head and are usually very hungry for dirty filth!
and what is the quote on this girls shirt? Young, Free and Skanky? (or Skank-E, for that matter)
and what is the quote on this girls shirt? Young, Free and Skanky? (or Skank-E, for that matter)
rofl@the one to the left.
All she needs is unshaved armpits.
All she needs is unshaved armpits.
I remember going to a disco in Hungary with Paralax and Kojote and Peci at Function 04, and Paralax fired ALL his best moves off, and nobody cared. I wonder what's wrong with the hungarians.