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are not.

After that, I decided to

look for bags that

are made of leather to remind me of the donkey I masturbated almost five years ago. I still picture her pretty eyes before bed each night, in the hope that she will clip-clop into my dreams once more.

Sadly, no bag was soft enough to

have a donkey

drop a load of cum into it without

the unicorns getting there first.

And maybe, just maybe, could anyone

stop masturbating donkeys?! My bag

is full of

donkey cum and

chunks of poney liver

with mustard. Disembodied breasts are

not very useful, safe when

there are bearunicorns out there! and we must

protect the bass from

the boss and

the brass from the

bros.

Although, ultimately, no one will

simply

rock into Mordor

without first praying to

donkeys left nutsack and