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maybe their disability is the lack of taste!?

Watched this unfold a little while ago.
Busy shopping centre carpark. Couple of weeks out from chrissy so everyone's got that "mad rush" mentality. As tho Western civilisation may fall before lunchtime.
EDIT: In light of the day and time this could well be a possibility I suppose.

Cue a jazzed up doof-doofing sporty 4 cyclinder car (fins, spoilers the worx). Lowered so much that the skirts are almost scraping the ground anyway. See spiky-haired teenager in said car try to traverse a wide speed hump diagonally so as to try not to scrape the underside of his noisy mufflered, pulsing blue led strewn car. See him hold up 2 lanes of irate traffic in both directions whilst he desperately tries to save the underside of his car and the fibreglass skirts on either side.

Hear the unmistakable sound over the toots and shouts of other impatient drivers of metal on brickwork and scrunching fibreglass.
Laugh manically as I jump the kerb in the missus' "at least a foot clearance off the ground" 4x4 station-waggon in order to get around the twit as he now has stopped for fear of causing more damage to the the underside of his car. Pause laughter in order to look him fair in the eyes and mouth "Dick-head!" as I drive past.
Resume laughing loudly enough to be heard by most people in the small traffic snarl. Enjoy the sound of previous angry voices turning into laughs of derision.