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I would finally tell you why I sent you this 20-ton French submersible. You will need it in

case of massive booze flood, caused by

Buzzer finally going to the loo and forgetting to close the door,

which will subsequently cause a

surprisingly high demand for submersibles in the immediate vicinity.

(:D) So, Daphne, forgive me if my hand is shaking, because

Jeez, get a (chat-)room, you two!

Hey, give me back my pen, bro!

Dear Daphne, today, my condition got worse. I now hear voices telling me to get a chat-room. Also, I can see dead people and no one cares to believe me. I think I'm slowly losing it... Worst of all, I see pens floating around, coming out of nowhere and vanishing in strange ways. All those people dressed in white seem to be willing to help, but I can't stand those pills and daily injections anymore. I feel bad and I know only you can help me, so please answer me Daphne, it's been so long since I didn't hear your voice and it is the only one I miss. Also, bring pens with you next time you'll come out of this wall before which I sit all day and night.

...

Did it sound spooky?

Please excuse me, Daphne. I am writing a script for a new motion picture that is to be filmed soon. It will be called

"A mind in a cube", directed by

Okkie,

and it will be starring

all the Mandarine crew as

theirselves, but with less

from BITS as their main leader.

I already sent you an invitro for the premiere,

but since I cannot code, this 64kb file is actually a well-compressed AVI.

I compressed it using IQ's latest tool, which is, as you can see,

a bit complicated: you need a 190GB unpacker to watch the file.

It was worth it, though, because

YOU ARE NOW IN MY BOTNET!!! HA HA HA!!!

Not that I want to spam you all day and night, but

your Facebook profile updates are ridiculous, and I always wanted to see you posting Scene stuff there instead of

masturbating furiously, so