A letter!
category: residue [glöplog]
masturbates furiously and
will masturbate furiously and
makes midnight bacon. but while eating
he will put all your money into
a big bag and throw it
at Sir Garbagetruck, an honorary knight of the Nigerian 8-bit Order, who will then
use your money to build computers from old car parts, in order to
win the oldskool compo at Assembly
with a demo about
Truck-lovin-Robots!
(while masturbating furiously,
har har) The audience will totally freak out and
cum so unbelievable hard while
more donkeys appear and
-- I'm sorry, did I say "donkeys"? I meant "monkeys" --
splatter robo oil everywhere
undertaken quadrennially by over-ripped folk with an odd view of life and difficulty prioritising. Small trinkets on coloured ribbons and needlessly ostentatious flower arrangements are commonly given to several of the better entrants as stirring tunes play. Flags and advertising signage tend to be prominently displayed and portly men in suits shuffle about needlessly.
All of a sudden a hedgehog - or was it a fox? - came out of the dark and said:
well.. it's finally Friday and I'm in the mood
to mix mueslee with Joghurt! Where is my battleaxe?
But then he died by having diarrhoea.
MEANWHILE IN FINLAND,
SALMIAKKI DRINKS YOU!
SAUSAGES
MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY