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Hmm, I think I should really use taxis then. I just have to remember the German for "get me a taxi to $hotel" which off the top of my head is "Ich möchte Havok mit Ihrem älteren Großmutter Dildo Sammlung zu spielen, während mein guter holländischer Freund masturbiert hier über Ihre Sammlung Löwenzahn."

No?

word of advice: just asking for "the E-werk" in a taxi can get you taken to a real electricity plant if your german is restricted to shouting names of famous ww2 commanders and weaponry :) the next time i brought my address on a note :D

dotwaffle: don't forget to add "blitzkrieg" to your sentence - it will get you there a lot faster!

I wonder how a typical German taxi driver would react to 'scheisse!' as the only Deutsch word a drunken scener,that's just entered his cab, would be able mumble at 3am before falling right away into sleep on Saturday night in the driver's very car ;)

..better not risk getting yet another hausverbot :D

Stay with 'FLEEEEISCH!!'

At least it worked in our taxi last year; we were driven to this awesome chinese restaurant downtown with a lovely buffet. They even let us inside barefoot(yeah; after some days of heavy partying socks & shoes are the least of your concern, so we simply forgot...) :P

Where's the "like" button?? :D

well, dotwaffle added two words to my vocabulary: Sammlung and Löwenzahn.

also: http://www.bbc.co.uk/languages/german/

Sammlung is a fairly common word, i learned that in German class. Along with Scheissenhosen.

Actually, the best way to explain a Saarbrücken taxi driver that you wish to be taken to your hotel would be "Du Scheissenhosen, halt die Klappe und bring mich zur Methadonpraxis bevor ich auf dein Ledersitzen kacke". Success guaranteed! :)

It will get scary if he actually does drive you there :)

Because seriously, why else would be a foreigner in Saarbrucken in April.

lol Rowley. here's the google phonemic to make sure it works ;)

"doo shaiz hoesain hulled dee frassa ooned bring mish tsoor metadonpraxis bayfore ish ouf duhin laidersitsan kaka"

Langweilig. "Fritz, take me to the land of garlic wearing cheese eating surrender monkeys. What do you mean it's walkable from here? You mean we're going to dig a trench and wear crazy helmets? Why are you crying?"

If the taxi driver is female, a simple 'Du alte drecksau, ich bin richtig sauer und ich wirde mein liebesrackete ins ihre votze stechen, geh ab!' will suffice.

Or so I'm told.

You crazy people.. In belgium just yelling "WAAR IS DA FEESJE ?" with a response from the driver being "HIER IS DA FEESJE" will suffice.

franky: that's just because belgium is so small, that there's only one party at a time.

Yep. Only one and its called Belgium :)

Je n'ai pas vu que Saarebruck est si prés de la frontière! Câlisse, j'ai dois trouve une façon de visite avant notre departure.

@metoikos: oui! comme ca tu pourras aller chercher une baguette et du fromage avec ton beret!

(pis je sais que mon français est brise, mais je suis en train de améliore)

Kończcie flaszkę i do domu!

Je n'aime pas les baguettes, je préfère le pain finnois.
ruisleipä suomalainen!

IMMER GERADEAUS

desolée, je ne peux pas encore comprendre le polonais. mais j'ai quelques mots de magyar, pour la plupart les mots impolis. : D