Goths
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Especially when wearing sweaters in summer.
Goth chicks are usually fat or ugly.
You only think you like them because you know a blonde babe with a nice tan would never look at you twice.
Stop kidding yourselves.
You only think you like them because you know a blonde babe with a nice tan would never look at you twice.
Stop kidding yourselves.
lol @ gammawave, you really are clueless arent you? and me thinking you were only joking about the rock and roll and long hair.
ps, clueless are those who take my posts seriously.
To be honest, I actually enjoy banging a goth bitch every now and then... (the hot ones, mind you. Not the ugly, fat ones). A nice change from the afore mentioned peroxide blondes, who tend to have serious attitude problems. On the other hand, they're blissfully unaware of their own personality disorders and don't make a habit of slicing their wrists. Go figure.
Anyway, it's an easy choice:
To be honest, I actually enjoy banging a goth bitch every now and then... (the hot ones, mind you. Not the ugly, fat ones). A nice change from the afore mentioned peroxide blondes, who tend to have serious attitude problems. On the other hand, they're blissfully unaware of their own personality disorders and don't make a habit of slicing their wrists. Go figure.
Anyway, it's an easy choice:
haha gammawave!!! is that blonde one your mom? :)
Okkie, ouch.. that hurt. But yeah, ok. I suppose i deserve that for posting that first pic of your sister...
The fact for me is that goth chicks are hot (way too hot for me :P), I don't know and don't care today about the rest though..
Nice thread :)
Nice thread :)
gammawave, if you seriously find that blonde creature sexy, i can do nothing more than laugh. :)
(and then no 'sister joke' will change that :D)
(and then no 'sister joke' will change that :D)
Okkie, Lita Ford is the quintessential rock slut stereotype and that fact transcends every aesthetic consideration. Nuff said!
I just wonder what you would have said if I had followed my first impulse and posted a Pamela Anderson pic instead :)
I just wonder what you would have said if I had followed my first impulse and posted a Pamela Anderson pic instead :)
well, i dislike pamela anderson, so my reaction would have been kinda the same.
oh, and wanna se a DECENT rock chick?
oh, and wanna se a DECENT rock chick?
Hahahahahaha.. easily the best thing I've heard today =))
So, tell me... is it the uniquely unimaginative and plain hairdo, the fascinating inability to apply makeup, the charmingly ill-chosen and less-than-flattering wardrobe or simply the irresistable lack of talent that clouds your judgement to such an extent that you not only refer to Avril indiepopkid-next-door-gone-commericial-skatepunkpopbrat Lavigne as a "rock chick" but also present her as a positive example as opposed to mine?
Please, do tell....
In the meantime, feast you eyes on someone who is as least as much a rock chick an far more than decent:
So, tell me... is it the uniquely unimaginative and plain hairdo, the fascinating inability to apply makeup, the charmingly ill-chosen and less-than-flattering wardrobe or simply the irresistable lack of talent that clouds your judgement to such an extent that you not only refer to Avril indiepopkid-next-door-gone-commericial-skatepunkpopbrat Lavigne as a "rock chick" but also present her as a positive example as opposed to mine?
Please, do tell....
In the meantime, feast you eyes on someone who is as least as much a rock chick an far more than decent:
ever heard of a thing called 'sarcasm' ?
Yeah, sounds vaguely familiar... Could it be that intangible, abstract concept you keep missing in my posts? ;)
And btw, it's not like you'd be the first one to express dead serious admiration of miss Lavigne...
And btw, it's not like you'd be the first one to express dead serious admiration of miss Lavigne...
touché, but you know miss 'lita ford's name, which says enough :)
Weee... finallly a flamewar again!
Shane:
> They make themselves look ugly and unhealthy, yet they take so much time in their appearance.
Yeah, right. Tell me, what's unhealthy... wearing a bit of white makeup or spending days in the tanning salon burning your skin away? And then, why do professional models normally have much more in common with goths than with the kind of people you normally find in gyms/spas, look-wise?
And at last, somebody with your looks and a tiger costume is the LAST person to call somebody else ugly.
Gemini:
> nowadays we mixed our style with indie, 50s, trance, jpop and godknowswhat to make it more interesting
Going mainstream is the new underground now? Damn, must have missed that.
Gammawave:
> Goth chicks are usually fat or ugly.
That's because you only know those swedish synth chicks Dominei/Gemini were talking about. Or you only know American kinder-ubergoths.
Oh, and Rock'n Roll is SO 50s. Grow up.
Phew, luckily this is pouet and I don't have to fear I could get drawn into a serious discussion.
I'll just wait until the next demo party where you all (ok, except for Okkie perhaps) will again hang around in the general vicinity of the few goff girls, drooling and making complete idiots of yourselves - as I had to watch too many times now ;)
Shane:
> They make themselves look ugly and unhealthy, yet they take so much time in their appearance.
Yeah, right. Tell me, what's unhealthy... wearing a bit of white makeup or spending days in the tanning salon burning your skin away? And then, why do professional models normally have much more in common with goths than with the kind of people you normally find in gyms/spas, look-wise?
And at last, somebody with your looks and a tiger costume is the LAST person to call somebody else ugly.
Gemini:
> nowadays we mixed our style with indie, 50s, trance, jpop and godknowswhat to make it more interesting
Going mainstream is the new underground now? Damn, must have missed that.
Gammawave:
> Goth chicks are usually fat or ugly.
That's because you only know those swedish synth chicks Dominei/Gemini were talking about. Or you only know American kinder-ubergoths.
Oh, and Rock'n Roll is SO 50s. Grow up.
Phew, luckily this is pouet and I don't have to fear I could get drawn into a serious discussion.
I'll just wait until the next demo party where you all (ok, except for Okkie perhaps) will again hang around in the general vicinity of the few goff girls, drooling and making complete idiots of yourselves - as I had to watch too many times now ;)
Yeah, well you would too if you had spent your preteen years watching Headbanger's Ball on MTV instead of eh.. well.. whatever you spent your preteen years doing. In which case you would surely have developed better taste.
Also, you fight like a dairy farmer.
Also, you fight like a dairy farmer.
How appropiate, you fight like a cow.
> Yeah, well you would too if you had spent your preteen years watching Headbanger's Ball on MTV instead of eh..
Ok, that at least explains your fetish for ugly old blonde wannabe rock chicks.
And well, Headbanger's Ball helped me to develop a better taste. I watched it a few times and then had the realization that it's pure shit and that I've got to go somewhere else. I think ANY intelligent being would think so.... oh.
> Yeah, well you would too if you had spent your preteen years watching Headbanger's Ball on MTV instead of eh..
Ok, that at least explains your fetish for ugly old blonde wannabe rock chicks.
And well, Headbanger's Ball helped me to develop a better taste. I watched it a few times and then had the realization that it's pure shit and that I've got to go somewhere else. I think ANY intelligent being would think so.... oh.
And btw,
At least I know MY choice.
At least I know MY choice.
kb:
> Rock'n Roll is SO 50s. Grow up.
Heh. A _goth_ redirecting others to a more suitable decade.... I'll just let that pass as self-irony :P
> ... hang around in the general vicinity of the few goff girls, drooling and making complete idiots of yourselves.
I'll be right there laughing at them... as I will laugh at those pathetic goff girls whose endless need of attention and confirmation not only drives them to wear ridiculous outfits but also to visit demoparties in order to enjoy the rather questionable satisfaction of virgin geeks drooling over them...
> Rock'n Roll is SO 50s. Grow up.
Heh. A _goth_ redirecting others to a more suitable decade.... I'll just let that pass as self-irony :P
> ... hang around in the general vicinity of the few goff girls, drooling and making complete idiots of yourselves.
I'll be right there laughing at them... as I will laugh at those pathetic goff girls whose endless need of attention and confirmation not only drives them to wear ridiculous outfits but also to visit demoparties in order to enjoy the rather questionable satisfaction of virgin geeks drooling over them...
Btw, thank you kb.. for illustrating my point about riduculous outfits with such exquisite precision ;)
assuming it was meant for me and not KB :)
i watched 'yo, mtv raps' in my pre-teen years. didn't help me that much, but it helped me discover cypress hill, nwa, black sheep, third base and the likes. I never been a 'rapper' though, i'm way too white for that.
still, i prefer a goth chick over the blonde skeleton you admire. (and i prefer avril over any goth chick any day!)
I dare you to help me one day on the farm. You'd cry like a baby punk!
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Yeah, well you would too if you had spent your preteen years watching Headbanger's Ball on MTV instead of eh.. well.. whatever you spent your preteen years doing. In which case you would surely have developed better taste.
i watched 'yo, mtv raps' in my pre-teen years. didn't help me that much, but it helped me discover cypress hill, nwa, black sheep, third base and the likes. I never been a 'rapper' though, i'm way too white for that.
still, i prefer a goth chick over the blonde skeleton you admire. (and i prefer avril over any goth chick any day!)
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Also, you fight like a dairy farmer.
I dare you to help me one day on the farm. You'd cry like a baby punk!
> Heh. A _goth_ redirecting others to a more suitable decade.... I'll just let that pass as self-irony :P
Oh, just because YOU need a lot of self-irony to endure that other people around you are in fact developing and you're stagnating doesn't mean that others do so, too.
> I'll be right there laughing at them... as I will laugh at those pathetic goff girls whose endless need of attention and confirmation not only drives them to wear ridiculous outfits but also to visit demoparties in order to enjoy the rather questionable satisfaction of virgin geeks drooling over them...
... while you are sitting in front of your laptop, tons of pics of peroxide blondes that you can NEVER reach on the screen, with your left hand safely hidden under the table. Yep, THAT's mature.
Oh, just because YOU need a lot of self-irony to endure that other people around you are in fact developing and you're stagnating doesn't mean that others do so, too.
> I'll be right there laughing at them... as I will laugh at those pathetic goff girls whose endless need of attention and confirmation not only drives them to wear ridiculous outfits but also to visit demoparties in order to enjoy the rather questionable satisfaction of virgin geeks drooling over them...
... while you are sitting in front of your laptop, tons of pics of peroxide blondes that you can NEVER reach on the screen, with your left hand safely hidden under the table. Yep, THAT's mature.
> i watched 'yo, mtv raps' in my pre-teen years
Oh, thanks a lot for reminding me... Dr Dre and Ed Lover.. *shrug* .. just when I thought I had successfully repressed those traumatic memories :/
Oh, thanks a lot for reminding me... Dr Dre and Ed Lover.. *shrug* .. just when I thought I had successfully repressed those traumatic memories :/
Dr Dre and Ed Lover rocked! or so i thought when i was 12.. luckily a man grows up :) (Fab Five Freddy is still the man though)
kb, I wouldn't call it stagnation. Possibly regression. Growing up, I basically went throught wanting to be a superhero, then a rockstar and a last but not least, a democoder. Now I'm back to being a rockstar-wannabe. Don't be surprised if you find me running around dressed in tights and cape in a few years time...
Oh, and I'll remember to add "making cheap jokes referring to masturbation and falsely presumed sexual frustration" to my list of mature behaviours, so that I can appear less juvenile and pretend that I have developed.
Oh, and I'll remember to add "making cheap jokes referring to masturbation and falsely presumed sexual frustration" to my list of mature behaviours, so that I can appear less juvenile and pretend that I have developed.