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A few questions to give us all an idea of where we are on the "keeping up with the Joneses" ladder. Clearly don't answer anything you are not comfortable with.
I've tried to be as ambivalent as possible with the questions - as in simply 1 word responses.

Money
1 - Is your household income (you, the missus & any kids sold into slavery) over the minimum wage per annum? Since we're talking about a lot of countries here go for a guesstimate "yes" or "no".
2 - Do you own property or rent?
3 - Own vehicle or public transport/bicycle?
Living
4 - Married/Single/"Partners"
5 - Kids?
6 - Pets/Pot Plants? (As in pet "replacements". If you've got a warehouse full of sensimilla buds let me know tho ;))
Job
7 - ICT industry/other?
8 - Salaryman or The Man?
Education
9 - Kindergarten/High school/uni/trade-school (poly-tech)/post-grad/research?
Lifestyle
10 - Smoker/drinker?
11 - Gym membership that was used more than 3 times ever.
12 - Carnosaur/omnivore/wannabe-vego/militant-vegan?
13 - Regularly interact (talk, eat with, fuck, play sport with etc.) with real live people in RL?

That should do it for now (any questions I've missed?).
This is purely a learning exercise for me & in the spirit of openness I'll go 1st.
*Waits expectantly for the usual fuck-wittery*

"insert usual fuck-wittery here"

1 -no
2 - own
3 - own
4 - married
5 - 1
6 - too fucking many (pets that is).
7 - both
8 - both
9 - lots of uni - never finished
10 - both - moderately/too much.
11 - never.
12 - omnivore
13 - too often.

Jesus dwarf, that was quick!

btw - googgling my username will probably give you far more info than this...

if I replay to all this; can you deduce whether I worship Steve Jobs or not?

Well done.
Now answer the questions please.

Ohh, here's some more if you want them.

Anyone who can find the infamous "Ringo in a skirt" photos get a free beer token.
...

google spreadsheet form thingy plz

Ohh.
C'mon!
Do feel free to open an extra tab or something..

Anyway you've already earnt your "free beer token".
Give me something I can work with in gnumeric then mail me.

Are you going to make a demo about it?

Honestly,
13 questions are too hard for the 4 respondents so far?
Doesn't hold out a lot of hope really.

good point.

3 - own ride
6 - some plants (growing some pot-plants next year again [hopefully])
7 - other (stonemason making lovely tombstones)
9 - high school
10 - sometimes
11 - hahaha. no.
12 - omnivore
13 - yes

off topic: thought some days ago about posting to find out if most of the pouetiers have jobs where they use computers or not. maybe the answers will be written here.

Most people are here for demos and such, not inane forum bullshit. In case you didn't know, but of course you did. You're just trolling.

I did offer a convenient way to actually get the thing rolling, but noooo...

[x] Life
[ ] Time to feed pouet trolls
[x] This sentence is false.

1 - "yes".
2 - property
3 - Own vehicle and bicycle
4 - Single and "Partner" <LAT>
5 - 0
6 - Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever
7 - Government
8 - The Man
9 - Post-grad
10 - Non-smoker but drinker <wine>
11 - 0
12 - Onivore
13 - Regularly interact

@ Gargaj -
But thanks for the suggestion.
Preacher - why the fuck are you looking @ this thread then?
w00t & sensenstahl - thanks.
sen, "stonemason" - that's pretty interesting. I had a friend who's sister ordered her own a few years back (something terminal) the guys she dealt with did a wicked job and all went to her funeral (& it was all good).

here's my demographics:

*golf clap*
Well played, Sir.

here is mine: