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A mathematician wants to go to the Banach Place in Cracovia.
He's waiting for the bus. When the bus arrives, the driver says :
- Sorry, it's complete.

There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary, those who do and those who don't.

What do you get when you multiply Cobalt with acceleration and time?

hehe, "get it", hehe..

didn't get it.

I just want to mention that googling "Banach Place" indirectly brought me to this, which is fantastic and will give you a Keanu Reeves mindfuck if you get to the end.

In a dark, narrow alley, a function and a differential operator meet:
"Get out of my way - or I'll differentiate you till you're zero!"
"Try it - I'm e^x..."

Same alley, same function, but a different operator:
"Get out of my way - or I'll differentiate you till you're zero!"
"Try it - I'm e^x..."
"Too bad... I'm d / dy."

MACHOKETIME

gasman : sounds great indeed (*adds to favs*)

@xeron
i totally love that track by the barenaked ladies.

ROT13 encryption is not very safe. So use it twice for optimal results.

WRONG thec.

A: None. Its a hardware problem

A: None. Who needs lightbulbs anyway I like my basement dark an cozy

I lol'd hard.

*groan*

I think I understand most of the math jokes.
That math degree didn't went uncryed (Den phge aklafto, xaxaxa)

so could you explain the cobalt thingie posted by 216 ?

faraday, that weren't mathmatics - that's physics

there are 10 different kinds of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

π = 3

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there are 10 different kinds of people. Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who find ternary jokes even funnier.

Sin(x) walks into a bar.
Barman: You're looking horrible, what's wrong?
Sin(x): *sigh* I'm having my period.

All bases are base 10

There are 11 different kinds of people. Those who understand unary and those who don't.