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aaahhhhh soooooooo we be doing important scientific research on whales.

we do this so we can make robotic whales once we've eaten all the whales from where the whales come from. We do the important research, but at the end, rather than letting the meat and blubber and bones go to waste, we auction them off to the highest bidder and make a fuckload of cash in the process... and by chance then it ends up in all the restaurants all over nipon. this of course is not our aim, no no aaaaahhhh soooooo noooooo, it it helps us buy bigger water cannons for our scientific research vessels so we can blast those fucking greanpeace activists out of the water.

we japanese are better than everyone else, we'll eat what we want, when we want it, fuck you, fuck the whales.. if only we'd won the second world war, we'd be hunting you aussies like whales too... you're making it easier on us, getting fatter and fatter down there..

aaahhhhh sssssooooooo.