pouët.net

of unoptimized code

and colourful

piece of coder porn

all variables have girl names

and in some parts indentation is done with such a great precision only a woman can

appreciate

it's actually written in

a functional language based on COBOL

, designed by

Zanger Bob.

I must go to sleep now. Thanks for reading. Bye.

Yours truly,

TheUnitedStatesOfAmerika

Dear Miranda,
I am writing to tell you

that the rocket

to fuck off.

Yours,
Hanneke Groenteman.

Dear Meneer de Uil,

wassup bro?

I have newz for u

ur adopted, have fun.

Or that's what I read in the Fabeltjeskrant, but as everyone knows

, cubes are made of splines

by Ed and Willem Bever.

, triangles are made of spheres

Monty knew