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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide on tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime zanger bob!

All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Bob is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know

it goes it flows it zooms it brooms it gangs it bangs it never stops no no no

you know, I go crazy when I hear the bass sound... all right stop

I will now end this letter and sleep on the carpet. With a donkey. Maybe.

Love,
X

Diane!

It is now 1:17 am and I am right here at

the very Moon' surface, watching the Earth with the help of a telescope, isn't romantic, my dear?

HAMMER TIME!

And then we have sex on the beach, with everybody.

Mind the gap

between your boobs!

Perhaps I ought to draw you a little picture here...

...in order to show how stupid I was

But my drawings are really crap, so I'll put it in a letter instead.

Which I am going to send

via the Horse Head Nebula

while installing Win7 on my

pocket calculator.

Which I use to add and subtract, to control and compose.

Also I use it to divide and to conquer, and to scream and to fart.

And at last I use it for the LOL + LOL = HIHI joke.

Never shall I make the 71346315 joke, for it is too lame.

Indeed. Instead I usually make the 7083170 joke! It's hilarious!

Whoop-dee-doo, I'm such a comedian

. Coming up: dick jokes!