A letter!
category: residue [glöplog]
Or are you?
If you're dead, move your ass over here NOW
and make sure not to lose any bodyparts on your way here.
I have recently met a zombie who looked exactly
like you but smelled of
cheese and
wet dogs.
However, I wanted to talk about
farting, but I won't.
Instead, I want to discuss
how to
burn
a bummer.
Michael, would you like to go bowling someday with me?
I could stick my
new
bowling ball straight into your
billie jean.
It's actually unbelieveable that it
fits.
And afterwards we could hang out with
with your girlfriend
and Elvis and Tupac
and Benny Neyman.
Or maybe just with your gf and have a threesome at