A letter!
category: residue [glöplog]
a female soccer team.
They smelled really good, like
the internals of old computer hardware that
smell like warm
cup of STFU.
The team came from
a nearby pub just in time to see
SoLo do things to a
poor midget they dragged with 'em from the pub
They used a vibrator to
dig out that real phat oldschool track, but then they realized that
the vibrator wasn't up to the job. So they took a fire extinguisher and
realized that it wasn't up to the job, neither. which lead them to the decision to
play a roy^sac cracktro to break his will.
Seconds into the intro, the midget scratched his own eyes out.
Which SoLo then sucked on furiously.
Shocked at this display,
Roy^SAC decided to change his name to Roy^SUCKS, and asked SoLo
the ladies then happily
somebody screamed in fear:
SoLo IS MY DADDY!
It was Zanger Bob, who
then raped the midgets eyesockets.
To see Zanger Bob's skullfucking action, buy the DVD called
"Your fingers so gentle on my