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to get a cup of tea and

a bag of potato chips.

I really like potato chips.

A lot.

They make me

fart so amazingly much!

It's even better when I dip them in peanutbutter, but

make the farts somewhat lethal now and then.

So my dear Major General Cuthbert Dangly Dong III, Jr. BSc, by now you probably already guessed that

I am finally ready to reveal the truth:

When I am about to fart,

I sometimes take a lighter and

jam it up my butthole in a desperate attempt to

build up even more pressure

upto the point when my bowels nearly rupture, which is when I

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

Oops, sorry, I don't know what happened. Where was I... ah yes, the pressure in my bowels, they nearly rupture, which is when I

invite my mum to bake cookies.

When she farted,

and made a demo about it

and requested Magic to shut the fuck up,

WELL THIS IS A LONG LETTER

p.s.

FART

often, because it's healthy!