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adok emulator

category: general [glöplog]
i wrote it few years ago during the adok's senseless questions climax.
never tested, and i assure it doesnt work now, but it was funny...

Code: <?php $quote_a = array( "what about ", "do you believe in ", "what do you think of ", "after few consideration i would ask you if you fear " ) ; $quote_b = array( "the global dispossession of medical surgery ", "our freedom of choice ", "the artistic course of the demoscene ", "my abnormal iq level " ) ; $quote_c = array( "over the world economy?", "in your personal life goals?", "across the last century?", "in a view from above of the capitalistic government?", "could lead to a prominent world despair?" ) ; for($thread = 0 ; $thread < 3520 ; $thread++) { $message = $quote_a[rand(0, 3)] . $quote_b[rand(0, 3)] . $quote_c[rand(0, 4)] ; fclose( fopen( " http://www.pouet.net/add.php?" . http_build_query( array( "which" => $thread, "type" => "post", "message" => $message)), "r")) ; } ?>

added on the 2009-07-14 22:17:56 by rmeht rmeht
try polygen!
added on the 2009-07-14 22:36:10 by pan pan
you missed 2 lines of code
Code: // include 'ai_understanding_emotions.php'; // include 'ai_showing_emotions.php';
Maali: only the hurt and anger modules of the emotion algorithms are used.
the "humor"-emotion is based on comparision with eigenvectors made from the images on 4chan/b/.
whynot: the clue is in the first 2 characters of each line...
added on the 2009-07-15 01:09:52 by psonice psonice
Just take a look at the article "How to make an advanced AI" by AIDOK, which was published in Hugi #33.
added on the 2009-07-15 05:53:46 by Adok Adok
omg he is senseless !!
added on the 2009-07-15 06:03:59 by panic panic
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
added on the 2009-07-15 06:51:03 by numtek numtek
lol
what about my abnormal iq level in your personal life goals?

its magic!
added on the 2009-07-15 16:02:15 by mad mad
not that i know this so called "adok".. must be an very intellektivated person..
added on the 2009-07-15 16:03:26 by mad mad
The JavaScript Random Profound Insight Generator can probably be modified quite easily to accomplish this emulation.
added on the 2009-07-15 16:25:37 by El Topo El Topo
Ok here ya go:

ADOKEMU™

Open Source!

Code: <?php $quote_a = array( "What about ", "Do you believe in ", "What do you think of ", "After few consideration i would ask you if you fear " ) ; $quote_b = array( "the global dispossession of medical surgery ", "our freedom of choice ", "the artistic course of the demoscene ", "my abnormal iq level " ) ; $quote_c = array( "over the world economy?", "in your personal life goals?", "across the last century?", "in a view from above of the capitalistic government?", "could lead to a prominent world despair?" ) ; $message = $quote_a[rand(0, 3)] . $quote_b[rand(0, 3)] . $quote_c[rand(0, 4)] ; ?>


Will update it with whatever is posted.
added on the 2009-07-15 18:09:32 by micksam7 micksam7
After few consideration i would ask you if you fear the artistic course of the demoscene could lead to a prominent world despair?
added on the 2009-07-15 18:10:47 by Rob Rob
mick: you missed the two lines of code!
Maali: I added them just now. You won't see them in new code updates, but I insure you, they are there.
added on the 2009-07-15 18:46:12 by micksam7 micksam7
The terrifying vapidity of human literacy will dehumanize all hope for education.
The reckless decline of interpersonal communications will overhaul the demise of our computer literacy.
added on the 2009-07-15 19:55:13 by raer raer
What about my abnormal iq level over the world economy?
added on the 2009-07-15 21:42:45 by psonice psonice
Quote:
Do you believe in our freedom of choice in your personal life goals?


...that is so deep.
added on the 2009-07-15 21:55:36 by red red
After few consideration i would ask you if you fear our freedom of choice in your personal life goals?
added on the 2009-07-15 22:00:25 by Joghurt Joghurt
What about our freedom of choice over the world economy?
*g*
added on the 2009-07-16 00:14:23 by rmeht rmeht
I'd like to see a conversation between the real adok and the emulator, but under false names so we don't know which is which.
added on the 2009-07-16 00:28:19 by psonice psonice
ADOKEMU vs ADOKREAL convo simulator v0.1:
Code:10 print "My AI is superior" 20 print "No mine is" 30 goto 20
added on the 2009-07-16 00:55:58 by BarZoule BarZoule

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