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i'll do the first one:
some short dude gets a ring from a volcano and heads back home with it.

There, I fixed it for you.

haha, if you watch the Sound of Music backwards its about a woman who gets so tired of listening to children sing that she runs away to become a nun.

If you watch porn backwards etc.

If you watch SpiderMan backwards it's about a person who loses his super powers.

if you watch Debris backwards, it's about a giant "HUND" building a city and inhabiting it with subway trains

If you watch The Product backwards, you... ok, that didn't work out.

didnt we do this joke on irc a few months ago?

House makes nasty joke about Cuddy's cleavage. Backwards too.

Wtf, just today I read a passage in Slaughterhouse-Five where the main character tells about a war movie watched backwards :)

If you read this thread backwards, it's still about the same things.

If you watch The Horse Whisperer backwards, it's about a guy who visits farms and annoys horses.

if you eat backwards .. you know .. disgusting :D

if you watch *random movie* backwards, you'll see the inside of your head all the time!

gargaj, you forgot the final climax where it turns the city blocks into cube factories and then assembles the mega-cube to launch it into the air.

if you watch back to the future backwards it isn't as amazing as you'd think

ryg: SPOILER WARNING >:(

Let me guess, it's about guy who travels back in time in delorean, plays some rock, almost disappears, then returns back in the same delorean only to discover he's a loser.

Also, if you watch mfx demos backwards they're mostly the same, including sound.

if you watch attack of the killer tomatoes backwards, it's a movie about guys that make tomatoes alive by playing the most horrible song ever, fight the tomatoes, then at the end one of them manage to pack his parachute and all the tomatoes disapear.

if you watch return of the killer tomatoes backward, it's about an evil scientist that get out of jail, turns people into evil tomatoes using a toxic product, and then drop the product in a lake to infect a future building. which makes him a lot more evil than if you watch it forward.

He also spends most of the film trying to get off with his own mum, but dumps her right at the end just before driving away in his car.

Can't believe nobody has told this one yet:

If you watch Pretty Woman backwards it's a movie about the wife of a rich man in a great relationship who becomes a whore.

if you watch jurassic park backwards, it's about dinosaurs getting trapped in a park, then disintegrated to get their adn copied into a prehistoric mosquito.

oops, that was DNA... backwards, of course :)