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All right?
I hope you are all okay and happy with yourselves. I wanted to come by and say hello to you all because it has been such a long time since we last communicated with each other. I'm back from my journey around the world and I'm living with my mum and dad again now.
This recession is a bitch eh?
My mate Percy has swollen nose. He reckons he was bitten by a magpie but I find that hard to believe.
Porky has got a regular gig up The Prince and Sausage where he holds regular discos on a Friday night. He has new friends now who treat him right and take him on picnics. He's doing well.
Ultimate Gas is married now and has 2 kids. They're f'kin ugly bastards, just like his wife and his mum!
Uncle Boose still drops by for a wrestle now and then, but my mum gets angry at the noise and kicks us out so we have to wait for her to go to bingo. Last week I was Mr Perfect and he was The British Bulldog and our match went on for 3 hours until he fell over my armchair and I pinned him with the Perfect Plex.
My grandad keeps telling lies lately. I ask him what he had for dinner and he tells me he's not had any dinner hoping that I'll give him something extra when my gran is out shopping.
I think there might be a ghost in our house. I had a pork sandwich the other day. I ate half of it while watching TV and put the other half on the arm of the couch, but when I went to pick it up it had gone!
Anyway, I gotta go. My mum's shouting me to go and eat my casserole.
I hope you are all okay and happy with yourselves. I wanted to come by and say hello to you all because it has been such a long time since we last communicated with each other. I'm back from my journey around the world and I'm living with my mum and dad again now.
This recession is a bitch eh?
My mate Percy has swollen nose. He reckons he was bitten by a magpie but I find that hard to believe.
Porky has got a regular gig up The Prince and Sausage where he holds regular discos on a Friday night. He has new friends now who treat him right and take him on picnics. He's doing well.
Ultimate Gas is married now and has 2 kids. They're f'kin ugly bastards, just like his wife and his mum!
Uncle Boose still drops by for a wrestle now and then, but my mum gets angry at the noise and kicks us out so we have to wait for her to go to bingo. Last week I was Mr Perfect and he was The British Bulldog and our match went on for 3 hours until he fell over my armchair and I pinned him with the Perfect Plex.
My grandad keeps telling lies lately. I ask him what he had for dinner and he tells me he's not had any dinner hoping that I'll give him something extra when my gran is out shopping.
I think there might be a ghost in our house. I had a pork sandwich the other day. I ate half of it while watching TV and put the other half on the arm of the couch, but when I went to pick it up it had gone!
Anyway, I gotta go. My mum's shouting me to go and eat my casserole.
Cool Magic. I read it back when it was written but didn't know it was released online. Back when I wrote the end words I thought my life would be that way forever. :(
Shane is back! \o/ Awesomesauce! Will you promise us that you will never leave? k!
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my sincerest apologies to anybody I offended or disrespected.
The Fearmoths was a fun chapter in my life if only because I got to share some good laughs with my friends and see some of my crazy ideas come to life. The demoscene was never the right place for Shanethewolf in my opinion, but thank you for enduring my presence.
I can't count how many times I was told "Get a life" or "You need to get out more", and I'm happy to say that's exactly what I did!
So you will be back to flame&troll pouet now? :)
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Oh, and welcome back Shane! =)
We've missed you!
Shane has been banned for this message (go figure), but wants me to point out that anyone who is interested to see the man behind the name, you finally can because he's doing a series of youtube vids now where he's appearing in person...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qMLPQ10TVE
Maybe this will finally put an end to the Shane = Wade debate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qMLPQ10TVE
Maybe this will finally put an end to the Shane = Wade debate.
Wade: fake! :)
He got banned for this? Goddamn you morons!
Unban Shane!
Unban Shane!
ban magic instead with his annoying hugi plugging...
even better, ban solo2!
unban him!
Yeah, there is a shitload of unfunny gimmicky faggots on this site (me included) and you people choose to ban the only funny one!
Totally agree with okkie, ban him!
i didn't like that joke, so please ban flashlight too!
Lol, "Washing-Up and Gypos"
UNBAN SHANE!! :P
UNBAN SHANE!! :P
Shane is back and then he is banned?
And just when I thought that Pouet has become boring..
And just when I thought that Pouet has become boring..
optimus said <whatever, nobody cares>, BAN HIM!!!!!11> :))
What the hell just happened? Can someone enlighten me who is shane, why he got banned and why was he banned again?
I've missed alot it seems
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What the hell just happened? Can someone enlighten me who is shane, why he got banned and why was he banned again?
Shane was banned because he was an easy victim. He was unknown, lacked connections on the scene and didn't visit parties. If he had been from Holland, visited some big parties and made the right friends, then he could have been a total asshole, constantly harassed others, trolled and spammed the forums without any trouble at all.
Actually, he would most probably be a gloperator by now.
I for one prefer re-reading some of Shane's finest threads once again, rather than watch members of the dutch jerk brigade throw another fit
Who are the hardest men in the demoscene?
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