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This is to have a thread where I could dump my stupid creations.

The concept: nature around us consists mostly of objects and events which we did not design and which we don't know who designed and for what purpose and whether there was any practical purpose in the first place.
So we take the objects around us and try to make them serve our practical purposes by reworking them, redesigning and recombining together to form machines, tools, materials and then use those to produce something practically valuable.
Almost useless software is software which is created with no practical purpose in mind. And it is up to the user to see whether that software can be made useful by being used in a certain manner. Also, anyone is free to request the source code and it will be given to him.

pouet != myspace

You already know about the Loader - a highly criticized for its unprofessionality piece of garbage almost useless software (AUS) which loads and loads and loads something. For the record, here are the links to working versions. If anyone wishes to host those, feel free to post mirrors.

http://www.cathyportal.ru/files/Loader.zip
http://www.cathyportal.ru/files/LoaderEnterprise.zip (no jokes version)
http://www.cathyportal.ru/files/LoaderRus.zip


Next in the list is TextPad, a read only text editor.
http://www.cathyportal.ru/files/TextPad.zip

And of course a great Calculator series:
http://www.cathyportal.ru/files/DixCalculator.zip Dix Calculator
http://www.cathyportal.ru/files/PhilosophersCalculator.zip Philosopher's Calculator

Fuck! I forgot that you pouet does not parse the links.

Let me repeat the post:
You already know about the Loader - a highly criticized for its unprofessionality piece of garbage almost useless software (AUS) which loads and loads and loads something. For the record, here are the links to working versions. If anyone wishes to host those, feel free to post mirrors.

http://www.cathyportal.ru/files/Loader.zip
http://www.cathyportal.ru/files/LoaderEnterprise.zip (no jokes version)
http://www.cathyportal.ru/files/LoaderRus.zip


Next in the list is TextPad, a read only text editor.
http://www.cathyportal.ru/files/TextPad.zip

And of course a great Calculator series:
http://www.cathyportal.ru/files/DixCalculator.zip Dix Calculator
http://www.cathyportal.ru/files/PhilosophersCalculator.zip Philosopher's Calculator

They release software at MySpace? Boy, who would've thought. And as far as I remember it started off like a decent musical site... Never managed to go through the registration process there though, so you won't find Louigi Verona at MySpace.

Thanks, this is indeed a good place to host projects - I haven't heard of it before. But this thread here is to share the projects with you guys )))

but... but Louigi... what you don't get is... I am very sorry but...
WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK

I do get it, Decipher, I just don't give a fuck also, so... what the fuck!

So fuck!

yeah, like only useful stuff appears on pouet.

Louigi, keep 'em coming!

ah ah decipher got owned

how?

that's a lot of effort for not giving a fuck

Not giving a fuck about not giving a fuck it's a classic reply! HE should have seen it coming!

Oh you know what, fuck it!

Decipher, go make a demo about it... oh you know what, fuck it. :)

Okay, some new stuff.

Storywriter
With this baby you can create your own stories (wow!). Where's the catch? Well, you cannot use just any words you like (who would allow you that?) The only words you can use are the ones which you can choose from the drop down lists. You have nouns, verbs and "various". Too much limitation? Limitation brings creativity!

http://www.cathyportal.ru/files/Storywriter.zip

And for the hardcore guys, StorywriterLite:
http://www.cathyportal.ru/files/StorywriterLite.zip


Enjoy!

Philosopher's Calculator: where is the zero? 3.5MB for that?

ok that one is kinda funny

but it makes plural of 'vortex' as 'vortexs'

If you press plurar it producessss sssssssss

Answering all the filesize accusation once and for all: The files are usually 2Mb-3Mb due to various reasons. We live in the XXI century. You are not using floppys. This is not a 4kb competition. Relax.

confused: yeah, plural feature simply adds an "s". crappy method, of course, but works for most words.