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LOL.

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page 111 reached.

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2778 posts reached.

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My penis is bigger than your penis.

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dito.

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I meant "ditto".

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Dood, you've just created the bigger penis parodox! WE'RE FUCKING DOOMED!!!

optimus, reaching the new speech gate.

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J/K.

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this is just like twitter..

Just So You Know

Das Was?

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Das Boot.

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Etymologically, the roots of “desire” are seemingly noble. The word comes from the Latin desidare, which breaks down into de, to obtain from, and sidus, a star. Desire, then, means literally reaching for a star. But “star” also derives from the Latin astrum, from which we get aster, asterisks, asteroid, astronomy, astronaut and — dis-aster. A fallen star. Fire in the sky.

Ad astra, ad disastra. Desire lines go both ways.

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yeah desire means, "speak with aliens" in old latin
and optimus means "speak about aliens" on old greek ....

and i just reached 28 today,

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Black guy: I hope we find some muthafuckin bitches so man nigga im horny as a muthafucka nigga. You know what im sayin nigga.
Beaner: I dont give a fuck holmes.
Black guy: I dont give a fuck neither man. Muthafucka hope we find some bitches man.
Beaner: I dont give a fuck holmes.
Black guy: Ah muthafucka we need to find us some hoes up in this muthafucka man, fo real. Yo know what im sa... Nigga man what the fuck is you slowin down for nigga. Drive this muthafucka fool. Roll nigga damn. (Beaner: man fuck you holmes) We aint get, well get, well get nowhere man drivin like a little, (Beaner: Fuck you holmes) drivin like a little bitch man. You aint drivin this muthafuckin daisy nigga. Just roll nigga shit. I get tired of rollin wit your slow ass nigga. Just roll man. Sumthin nice there. Oh there goes some bitches right oh hell yea. Nigga lets roll. Its on muthafucka yea nigga. Damn I just cant wait man, nigga horny as a muthafucka man dick all hard nigga, im ready to fuck nigga, straight up nigga. Im's ready to get my groove muthafuckin on. You hear me nigga.
Beaner: Man fuck you holmes.
Black guy: Nigga, nigga quit slowin this muthafuckin ride down nigga. Whats wrong wit you fool? Nigga sumthin wrong wit your muthafuckin feet? Nigga drive this muthafucka man, just get the fuck to where we got to go nigga.
Beaner: I dont give a fuck holmes.
Black Guy: Damn. The fuck goin on up in this bitch. Let me play my shit nigga. This my muthafuckin tape up in this bitch, shit.
Beaner: I dont give a fuck.
Black Guy: Man shut the fuck up nigga. Get on my muthafuckin nerve nigga. Oh shit, ay nigga ay. Ay man, ay man turn this muthafuckin car around man.Ay turn this muthafucka around fool. Oh shit, ah nigga. Oh its on nigga. Its on up in this muthafucka man. Yea nigga, nigga come on man.
Beaner: Alright fool.
Black guy: Hey whats crackin bitch
Beaner: Damn girl
Black Guy: What the fuck going on up in this muthafucker.

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JSYK = JSYK So You Know = JSYK So You Know So You Know = ...

I have two legs

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I need patience today.
This is the page 111 and I have the number 111 on the telephone here in the job.
We are supposed to code something but I am supposed to answer the phones. Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!

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Random pet scener: Isn't that the start of the windowlicker vid?

stargazer is oin the all time top.
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sometime laughing hurts. =(

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my dog has no nose.

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Putt Putt joins the parraaaaaaade
the paraaaaaaaade
the paraaaaa ah aha id
(x2)

the paraaeh eh id
the pareeh eh id
tha per eh eh id
the pareh eh id

And the parameeental
in the megapolismaaan
is the eeessence of the
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
(x2)

Clap your hands!

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When I stand up my penis touches the floor......... I also have no legs.

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now this is fucking freak

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