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added on the 2009-03-31 12:32:16 by Emod Emod
NOTHING EVER HAPPENED
added on the 2009-03-31 14:00:11 by PhQu PhQu
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roswell_UFO_incident
added on the 2009-03-31 22:03:19 by toxie toxie
Posting in a conspiracy thread!
added on the 2009-03-31 23:23:02 by zoom zoom
23!
added on the 2009-03-31 23:41:17 by v3nom v3nom
It has to be done, sorry in advance:

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PS: 42.
added on the 2009-04-01 01:43:12 by stage7 stage7
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/mar/30/cctv-london-government-transport-g20

Ahead of G20 summit, council told to switch off illegal £15m CCTV network

"The security operation at this week's G20 summit was thrown into chaos last night when it emerged that the entire network of central London's wireless CCTV cameras will have to be turned off because of a legal ruling.

The Department for Transport (DfT) has ruled that Westminster council's mobile road cameras - a third of the authority's CCTV network - "do not fully meet the resolution standards required" and must be switched off by midnight tomorrow.

The blackout begins on the eve of the summit, when world leaders arrive in the capital and protesters take to the streets."

lol wut? It's from march 30th so i doubt it is an aprils fool
added on the 2009-04-01 09:35:17 by NoahR NoahR
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/mar/30/cctv-london-government-transport-g20

Ahead of G20 summit, council told to switch off illegal £15m CCTV network

"The security operation at this week's G20 summit was thrown into chaos last night when it emerged that the entire network of central London's wireless CCTV cameras will have to be turned off because of a legal ruling.

The Department for Transport (DfT) has ruled that Westminster council's mobile road cameras - a third of the authority's CCTV network - "do not fully meet the resolution standards required" and must be switched off by midnight tomorrow.

The blackout begins on the eve of the summit, when world leaders arrive in the capital and protesters take to the streets."

lol wut? It's from march 30th so i doubt it is an aprils fool
added on the 2009-04-01 09:35:21 by NoahR NoahR
zOMG... SURF NAZIS FROM MARS INVADE LOOKING FOR BRAINS!!!11!
added on the 2009-04-01 09:49:34 by d0DgE d0DgE
i heard that boyc's mom coded most of the first addict tool!
added on the 2009-04-01 10:41:29 by skrebbel skrebbel
http://truthism.com/

The champion of all conspiracy theories. Seriously, this beats everything!
added on the 2009-04-01 11:11:59 by Frost Frost
"The dinosaurs were created by the Reptilians thousands of years ago, before one of the Reptilians' latest re-starts of civilization. The dinosaurs were used in order to scare off other alien races from coming to Earth, and also to kick out the aliens that were already living on Earth. Once the dinosaurs had served their purpose and the Reptilians had Earth under control again, the dinosaurs were disposed of (i.e., made extinct)."

oh man i love this shit :-D
added on the 2009-04-01 11:36:13 by uncle-x uncle-x
haha :D
added on the 2009-04-01 11:39:28 by Puryx Puryx
"Women are ultra-impressionable beings, and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.
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added on the 2009-04-01 12:10:04 by Frost Frost
Uncle X. what is that, Zecharia Sitchin? The extension is that humans are worker drones created by this biblical race of nephilim reptilian humanoids. They had the technology to travel wast spaces but damn if they could build a robot so they genetically engineered the human race and somewhere along the line something went wrong, so now these lizzards with lightyear technology has to subversively take power back from humans. Icke, Tsarion and Jordan maxwell draws heavily on this idea. Sitchin is the father of planet X (niberu) aswell (were the nephilim lives when they do not holiday on mars).
added on the 2009-04-01 12:31:49 by NoahR NoahR
"The sun is a cube, not a sphere. It only appears to be a sphere because it is spinning at a high velocity. All suns (i.e., stars) are cubes. Darkness intentionally designed the universe like this because on a metaphysical level, cubes (or more specifically, their 90-degree right angles) create strife, confrontation, and confusion."

I knew it!
added on the 2009-04-01 14:13:52 by gr9yfox gr9yfox
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added on the 2009-04-01 15:46:17 by Optimus Optimus
eebliss: just a random quote from the url Frost posted.
added on the 2009-04-01 16:54:18 by uncle-x uncle-x
wuahaha...not even Sitchin comes up with such bull
added on the 2009-04-01 18:45:12 by d0DgE d0DgE

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