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There is no such thing as a Dutch scener. Any Dutch person or animal found at a demo party is only there for the free weed and Bavarian hardcore donkey porn. They have no interest in making demos. Any production that is alleged to have come from a Dutch scene are in fact programmed by Filipino slave boys kept locked up in Havocs apartment.

- i'm gonna beat magic up at breakpoint. i know fugu-zu, a very rare, aquatic but deadly form of martial arts!

- a kkapture is whenever the police captures the criminals and Kills a Kitten, which explains the double k.

maali hah ;)

- every scener that doesn't know magic in person should consider his procedures as obsolete

- but... maali knows magic in person ;)

This thread is awesome!
Go and make a demo about it.

Carbon, well it applies to half of BP attenders and is not funny at all.

@Optimus: I was kinda hoping for actual scene facts here as well, but I guess it's a bit much to ask for..

I'll add one for me, just to have done my part:

- The Kindergarden parties are named so because KG1 was held in an actual one in 1994. Yep, we had a ton of toys and stuff available. :)

hi Arcane! where have you been? :)
Long time no see in amsterdam ;-)

- The Pixar short film "Your Friend the Rat" features the vocal talents of Dr Jekyll / Andromeda as "The Norwegian Rat" (yes, really :)

- It's been a long time since Arcane met Magic in Amsterdam.

- Auditioning for the role as "The Norwegian Rat", Jekyll almost lost to a brit who had learned some Norwegian while studying in Bergen, Norway.

... and the role consisted of four words in total.

- At the age of 4.5, Hyde's eldest son finally figured out the voting system on pouet.net and spent most of his spare time running around the house "thumbing down" his father's nvscene demo and at the same time wildly thumbing up Portal Process' "Don't stop" because of its soundtrack. Needless to say, he had to sleep outside in a tent for the two months following this incident.

arcane: ooops... have you recovered yet?

The "Dead Sea Scrollers" preserve considerable evidence of this uncontrovertible fact: Jesus was a demomaker.

In Sweden, Stockholm has a way higher percentage of cool scene people than Gothenburg. Even if Spot won't admit it, the only cool scener to emerge from Gothenburg is Skope, and he lives in Stockholm now.

skope, what's your general thought on ataris?

Spot: Go to page 6

and with that skope officially made himself a proper fool.
my hat off to you skope.
thanks for biting.

- if you would put the word 'farbrausch' backwards, you would score a lot better in Scrabble.
- scandinavia has more reindeers than sceners, however, regarding demo productivity, sceners produce annually more demos than reindeers do.
- hammers are very unsuitable as demotool.
- staying on topic: demos lack hammersharks.

- hammers has demolish. thats what they´re about.

- No scener ever cared what a menber of Andromeda had to say about anything. Especially not Hyde.
- Kusma always had a hard time hitting the right keys. Luckily, the right keys usually hits him.

- Before we finally came up with the groupname Conspiracy, one of the favourites for the name was "Spore" (actual fact)

- a very special prize first awarded at assembly 2006 is in my room