Random Demoscene Fun Fact
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- The US military uses MFX demos to desensitize soldiers against cruel images while war.
- For every line of code in a demo a programmer drinks an average of 79 ml of beer.
- For every virgin male demoparty attendee there is a 0,0000000132% chance of loosing his virginity at the partyplace.
- For every virgin female demoparty attendee there is a 100% chance of loosing her virginity at the partyplace.
This is the place.
- The US military uses MFX demos to desensitize soldiers against cruel images while war.
- For every line of code in a demo a programmer drinks an average of 79 ml of beer.
- For every virgin male demoparty attendee there is a 0,0000000132% chance of loosing his virginity at the partyplace.
- For every virgin female demoparty attendee there is a 100% chance of loosing her virginity at the partyplace.
that's really good, please go on
i don't beleave it!
be-leave? Be-Abschied? :P
anyway, troo dat.
anyway, troo dat.
your patterns makes no sense - even if there was a party with only virgin males and one virgin female it still would result in 75757576 + 1 attendees. Of course when she would loose her virginity with only one scener :D.
- Lady Diana's driver consumed demos before the fatal ride.
- When asked, Chuck Norris disapproved of using his name in demos and at partyplaces.
- Most members of the demogroup "Farbrausch" are actually color blind.
- Most members of the demogroup "Farbrausch" are actually color blind.
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Of course when she would loose her virginity with only one scener :D.
Now think about it again... and recalculate! :D
- demoparty with clowns is called a circus
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- Lady Diana's driver consumed demos before the fatal ride.
No, my sources just told me that he was actually consuming this intro while driving into the tunnel:
http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=10149
- New threads with a "random" theme appear very regularly at Pouet.
- The first demo featuring the escape key was very unpopular.
- The first demo featuring the escape key was very unpopular.
- Sir Garbagetruck is the real voice behind 80% of all major label metal bands.
- The Playstation3 was initially planed as a pure demoplatform given away for free to sceners. This plan was later discarded due to "unknown consequences". So they sold it as a console aimed at gamers, because as sony staten: "this of course is alot safer because gamers don't know how to handle hardware".
- The Playstation3 was initially planed as a pure demoplatform given away for free to sceners. This plan was later discarded due to "unknown consequences". So they sold it as a console aimed at gamers, because as sony staten: "this of course is alot safer because gamers don't know how to handle hardware".
- The pouet BBS is a hidden board on 4chan
- When you bring up rob is jarig you really aint funny, just pathetic.
- The size of the screen at the party place is usually a substitute for the penis size of the head organizer.
- The surrender of Germany 1945 was sealed when the allies agreed on giving the Breakpoint party to Bingen am Rhein.
- The surrender of Germany 1945 was sealed when the allies agreed on giving the Breakpoint party to Bingen am Rhein.
- 95% of all titan members are imaginary.
- "there is no such thing as 'directx standard textures'" is a popular lie often used by introcoders.
- "there is no such thing as 'directx standard textures'" is a popular lie often used by introcoders.
- The first time the phrase "The real party is outside" was used, it was a blunt lie.
- There is a 79% chance the first word of a baby, that attended a demoscene party, will be "Scheisse".
- There is a 79% chance the first word of a baby, that attended a demoscene party, will be "Scheisse".
- Maali has done more demos than Guns 'n Roses for their latest album
- 3% of the viewers of a party stream masturbate while the competitions.
- BASS is a demo music group secretly founded by Ian Luck.
- The pouet spam : producivity ratio is inversely proportional.
- The pouet spam : producivity ratio is inversely proportional.
- Due to calculations by the World Health Organization, the next global pandemic will begin at a demoscene partyplace. The estimated death toll lies at about 128 Million people, mostly males.
- Jennifer is so looking forward to that cock!
- British scientists recently discovered that Rob actually has only one birthday per year.
- Reed is actually British.
- Lamers and demosceners became indistinguishable in 2005