You know you're in France, when....
category: general [glöplog]
....you have to listen very carefully. Because she is only going to say this once!
post pictures of hot ordinary looking french girls here ? plz :D
Not so ordinary but still, not plastic.
hot girls<3 i know them all tho :D
-the Franch wanted to demolish the Eiffel Tower
-French cyclist are UNABLE to win Tour de France
-Tour de France organizers are unable to find Armstrong's EPO
-the French can make great movies, and Amercians can make shitty remakes out of them
-the Statue of Liberty in the USA is actually French
-French cyclist are UNABLE to win Tour de France
-Tour de France organizers are unable to find Armstrong's EPO
-the French can make great movies, and Amercians can make shitty remakes out of them
-the Statue of Liberty in the USA is actually French
when tout le monde speak français and nobody ne parle anglais ou très bad
Jim Morrison use mystical wine to copy my work.
... when your president jogs, proudly wearing a New-York Police District T-shirt.
@kaneel: the first one (Marie Gillain) is belgian, from french-speaking wallonia though :)
oxb: ?? this is virginie ledoyen...
(both are singing, and marie gillain super bad)
(both are singing, and marie gillain super bad)
- When you go to a small demoparty, where is no internet, some scener in a sportscar drives you to the internet.
- Food and alcohol are included in the entrance fee on some parties
- where the demoparty is in the middle of nowhere.
- you can easily find an adult comics cetegory on your local ebay
- where sceners hide their best demoparts and never use them
- where they drink Cidre instead of lemonade, and wine instead of beer
- where you are the only non french on a demo party
- Food and alcohol are included in the entrance fee on some parties
- where the demoparty is in the middle of nowhere.
- you can easily find an adult comics cetegory on your local ebay
- where sceners hide their best demoparts and never use them
- where they drink Cidre instead of lemonade, and wine instead of beer
- where you are the only non french on a demo party
zest: Super bad ?
doh: i was referring to her singing :p (with überannoying Cali)
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oxb: ?? this is virginie ledoyen...
(both are singing, and marie gillain super bad)
Damn. Can't believe that confusion ! Well, anyway, my coup de coeur definitely goes to Marie Gillain. C'est le genre de fille qui s'embellit avec l'âge. Elle est de plus en plus bonasse sans déconner (on a la classe ou on l'a pas hein!)
j'acquiesce, surtout qu'elle ressemble à ma cousine (affirmation gratuite propre à internet)
@Exin : you went to a french _CPC_ demoparty... that's even worse :D
... the fucking dogs spreaded shit all over the sidewalk.
Zest: if you invest 20k euro in a car, it's not "just a car", it's an investment as anyone, and you don't want people fuck with that.
if I'd see someone scratch my car, I'd go mental.
if I'd see someone scratch my car, I'd go mental.
if i had to go mental whenever i lent my car to my brother and he brought it back with massive bumps and scratchs...
...when you think i cant be more worse and then notice you left belgium...
VIVE LES FRITES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11eleventy
