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Anyhow... By now you must be totally confused about Major General Cuthbert Dangly Dong III, Jr. BSc's role in this story. This is what I have to say about him:

NOTHING. AT. ALL.

You see, that's because

Except, there was this one time

at band camp

when Major General Cuthbert Dangly Dong III, Jr. BSc attended the demoscene bootcamp

boot party. Why I keep calling the scene Daph is completely

mysterious even to my doctors. One of them calls himself Hubert Cumberdale and has built himself a

full HD projector

out of

donkey dung!

tarp

is a fabric used for producing tents, but this has nothing to do with the rest of my story about donkeys and

moreover i'd like to talk about monkeys, I've a severe monkey fetish just like the time I was

at band camp

with monkeys and

donkeys of course.

The rest of the band couldn't decide if they were more into monkeys or donkeys, so I had to

play the flute and dance a tango to convince them. I used the music from

the best demo ever : rob is jarig ! and of course ,

everybody went crazy on it! There was monkey and donkey sex everywhere and you will never guess who than walked in! Nobody else then

Del Piero with ring of Dexternity +5.

Can you believe that

the valar registered a new worldwide domainname: lotr.com?

Anyways donkey, try to be more convincing next time when you try to suck