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because I am the MAJOR. The MAJOR, you read me? I rule!

But sometimes

ground control to MAJOR tiago

TL;DR YOU'VE GOT AIDS!

God kills everybody - THE END.

is just a beginning, sometimes we kill God, just like

we killed the scene by

farting on cakes and dancing on Abba, remember those times when

ben

went

boozing with his donkey.

Anyway, i love you ! and

cars are boring, so are bicycles. bicycles are really boring. motorbikes are the best but we still love krabob

I know you don't love me, but

you can still sponge me

while i am taking a long shower, with my rubber

kb glove

because I have pencil marks all or my

amazeng gramar

*over my

*dead body

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I don't know why I equal the demoscene with Daphne, but I guess I should end this letter. See you soon, my dear demoscene.

Yours Sincerely,

Major General Cuthbert Dangly Dong III, Jr. BSc

Dear Demoscene,

I have not written to you in some time. I am definately not Major General Cuthbert Dangly Dong or Daphne, and I am not writing to Major Dangly Dong or Daphne, but i have an unnerving feeling i might forget some or all of these facts later into the letter.