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import java.social.love;

public class MyHopelessAttempt extends SentimentalAffair {

public static void main(String[]blah_blah) {

Human fred = new Human("Fred", "male");
Human sanja = new Human("Sanja", "female");
Human denis = new Human("Denis", "male");
Relationship relationSD = new Relationship(sanja, denis);
// default value = null
Relationship relationSF = new Relationship(sanja, fred);
relationSF.setMode("friendship");

try {
fred.kiss(sanja);
} catch (DesireException onceAgain) {
sanja.say("Sorry, you're just a friend for me. let's keep it that way").to(fred);
// relationSF.setMode(????);
fred.shittyLife(SentimentalFailure++);
System.exit(0);
} catch (ObsessionException denis) {
sanja.say("Not now. i've got something to fix first").to(fred);
fred.wait(30);

break;
}

sanja.kiss(fred); /* no exception to catch here */
relationSF.upgrade("tenderness");
long i = 0;
TenderMoments hugs = new TenderMoments(sanja, fred);

do {
hugs.addElement(i++);
hugs.elementAt(i).enjoy(unbound);
}
while ( RelationSF.getHappiness() );
}
}

10 PRINT "CHEER UP, MAN!"

maw:
:( ------> :) ------> :(
thanks anyway...

assert("it's going to be ok");

return (nX + ((nY - nX) & -(nX < nY)));

float SpecialTransition(float val)
{
return ( powf(val,3)*(1-val)/0.11 );
}

Mz-800 BASIC(YEAH BABY!!!) dunno should work also on Mz-700 ::
10 Beep
20 GOTO 10

MessageBoxA(0,"OMG","SOMETHING HORRENDOUS HAS HAPPENED TO YOUR GAME!",3);

What would anyone want to use that for? :P

lord graga: branchless max operator, assuming the compiler doesn't use a branch for evaluating (nX<nY) :)

if (!(typeof worldHasEnded == "undefined")) {
document.write("YUP.");
} else {
document.write("NOPE.");
}

$image = imagecreatefrompng ("Depth.png") or die("error loading image");

10 REM a ChirpPix calculator by G0TSU
20 CLS : PRINT : INPUT " Original width "; a: INPUT " Original height "; b
30 c = a / b: d = c / 4: e = 145: f = INT(e / d): IF f > 346 THEN PRINT " Warning!"
40 PRINT " Resize to width"; e; ", height"; f
50 PRINT " Would you like to try again ? "
60 IF INKEY$ = "y" OR INKEY$ = "Y" THEN GOTO 20
70 IF INKEY$ = "n" OR INKEY$ = "N" THEN GOTO 90
80 GOTO 60
90 END

<?php if (get_magic_quotes_gpc()) {$_POST['html'] = stripslashes($_POST['html']);} /* Stop treating me like a moron who doesn't know about sql injection, you pitiful excuse for a language designer. God, PHP really sucks ass. */ ?>

protected static volatile transient boolean coolean = true;

print '<table border=1>' + "".join(['<tr border=1>'+'</td>'.join(['<td>'+n for n in m.split(':')])+'</tr>' for m in open('/etc/passwd')])+'</table>'

@ Sir Optimizealot:

:D :D

#include <windows.h>

protected static volatile transient boolean coolean = TRUE;

:p

mov byte ptr fs:[di], al

public function itsOver():void{
for(var i:int=0; i<1000; i++){
bettina.updateLoveForMaw(-1)
}
if (bettina.loveForMaw<=0){
bettina.breakUpWithMaw()
maw.desperation()
maw.cry()
for(var i:int=0; i<100; i++){
maw.drinkToSleep()
}
}
}

if ( Release_Date % 1994 != 0 ) delete;

Sierpinski <3

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