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"The concept of Demoscene seems loving and divine on one hand. But when one observes the scene-men out there who are fighting and killing in the name of code, one really wonders."

"My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the demoscene, why it is as it is and why it exists at all." - S. Hawking

"A demoscener can kill 100 priests and still have sex",
- A Norris

"The dot product is too useful to have evolved purely by chance."

There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discovers exactly what the Demoscene is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
- D. Adams

Listen. And understand. That demoscene is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you have seen Rob Is Jarig.

"An averages demosceners brains contains drugs. Doing is illegal when demoing and will be banned!"
- Cola cola marketing dep.

"Join my demogroup, and I will complete your training... With our combined strenght we can end this four kilobyte intro and bring order to the scene!"
- Darth Vader

"You are a demoscener among insects. Never let anyone tell you different." - Magneto

"We may be through with the demoscene... but the demoscene is not through with us!" - Quiz Kid Donnie Smith

"Stop!, Demotime!" - MC Hammer

"ARE YE A DEMOSCENE BEING AND NOT A CABBAGE OR SOMETHING?" - The POO Baptismal Rite

"when the demo from above,
fall down and spread their wings like doves,
as we walk, hand in hand,
sceners, sceners, we will make it into the demoscene"
- joe smooth

Q: Is Demoscene true?
A: Everything is true.
Q: Even false things?
A: Even false things are true.
Q: How can that be?
A: I don't know man, I didn't do it.

"Did you know that there is a million demos hidden in the scene next door?" "But there is no scene next door." "No? Then let's go build one!" -MARX

"so many questions have been mailed / about that new scene craze / called demos
what people really want to know / is how the story all goes / about demos"
Maurice

A Scenish Hymn

by Rev. Dr. Mungojerry Grindlebone, KOB
Episkopos, THE RAYVILLE APPLE PANTHERS

Onwards Windows Soldiers,
Onwards Linux Priests.
Onward, Fruits of Apple,
Fight till you're deceased.
Fight your little battles.
Join in thickest fray;
For the Greater Glory,
of Ami-ii-ga-ah.
Yah, yah, yah,
Yah, yah, yah, yah.
Blfffffffffffft!

Demoscene is what happens while you´re making other plans.

"demos are bad for you my son. I want to be a ninja."
- Dad

A monk asked Tarzan, "What is The Demoscene?"
Tarzan answered, "AMIIIIIGAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The story is found in Genesis 11:1-9 (KJV) as follows:

"And the whole earth was of one system and of one scene.
And it came to pass, as they journeyed from the east, that they found a plain in the land of Shinar; and they dwelt there.
And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them thoroughly. And they had hardware for stone, and code had they for mortar.

And they said, Go to, let us build us a compo and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth.
And the Lord came down to see the compo and the tower, which the children built.
And the Lord said, Behold, the demoscene is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do; and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.

Go to, let us go down, and there confound their scene, that they may not understand one another's system.
So the Lord scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the compo.

Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the Lord did there confound the systems of all the earth: and from thence did the Lord scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth."

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- Cicero

'Life without demoscene would be a mistake'

Nietzsche

"May there be mercy on sceners and machine for their sins".
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"Where's your demoscene now?"