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"One man's demoscene is another man's belly laugh." - Robert Heinlein

"Demoscene is not my lover" - Michael Jackson

"Demoscene is a dancer" - Snap

"Demoscene is death", Nietzsche.
"Nietzsche is death", Demoscene.
"Nietzsche is demoscene", Death.

With extra cheese:

"I have seen things you people wouldn't believe
cubes on fire on the C sixtyfour
I watched glenzvectors on the bigscreen at TP2
All those moments will be lost on the net
like tears in the rain.
Time for directx"

"Ask not what the demoscene can do for you; ask what you can do for the demoscene" - JFK

Sorry, not religion related :(

Rob: Don't be too sure about that!

The demoscene creates out of nothing. Wonderful you say. Yes, to be sure, but he does what is still more wonderful: he makes saints out of sceners.
- Soren Kierkegaard

"Scene didn't have time to make a nobody, only a somebody. I believe that each of us has scene-given skills within us waiting to be brought to fruition."
Mary Kay Ash

"Veni, Vino, Vino, Vino, Vici"

~ Demos are Scene's novel. Let it write them. ~
Isaac Bashevis Singer

havoc: slight addition: "veni, vino, vino, vomi, vino, vici! in crapula veritas!" ;)

~ I want to know how the Sceners created the scene. I am not interested in this or that phenomenon, in the spectrum of this or that effect. I want to know their thoughts; the rest are details. ~
Albert Einstein

ok a last one for me...
~ There are three stages in the work of Scene: impossible, difficult,done. ~
James Hudson Taylor

"It is the job of prophets and scientists alike to proclaim the glories of Demoscene" - Louis Agassiz

"Go Duster" - commercial

i've scene things you would not believe

"Demoscene is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, the helpless, the miserable. They find not only sanctuary in its arms, but also a kind of superiority, soothing to their macerated egos; It will set them above their betters." - H. L. Mencken, Minority Report

.. oh this was nasty :-)

"Pouet is the opium of the lamers" -Karl Marx

A monk asked Tozan, "What is The Demoscene?"
Tozan answered, "Three pounds of flax!"

A monk asked Tozan, "What is The Demoscene?"
Tozan answered, "Margarine."

A monk asked Tozan, "What is The Demoscene?"
Tozan answered, "Cubes!"

A monk asked Tozan, "What is The Demoscene?"
Tozan answered, "Gagarin."

Gagarin ask what is that demoscene : Tozan answering with the finger up bouhhhhh da !

tozan's masagin

"I object to demoscene because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent. " (Mahatma Gandhi)