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"I don't know if the Demoscene exists, but it would be better for its reputation if it didn't." - Jules Renard

"Kill them all, the Scene will know his own"

(during the infamous Inquisition against Cathars in south-France)

"Demoscene loves you.
She loves you, loves you, loves you...

..and she wants your money!!!"

Nah,. doesn't work :P

p.s. best thread since..

..and she wants your life?

No, I don't know that atheists should be regarded as citizens, nor should they be regarded as patriotic. This is one nation under the Demoscene.

"Man will ultimately be governed by the Demoscene or by tyrants." - Benjamin Franklin

You're correct. Worshipping him is missing the point... so is chanting sutras or building temples. He's just a guy who sat.

and btw, 'satori' refers to the moment of realisation\awakening, not a deity. Certainly a very significant thing, but not a personifiable one.

"The problem is that the Demoscene gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams

"Do not underestimate the power of the demoscene." - Darth Vader

1 In the beginning, the coder acquired the graphic context and initialized the sound system.
2 Now the screen was formless and empty, darkness was on the surface of the display, and the Spirit of The Scene was in the air.
3 And the designer said, Let there be light, and there was light
4 The coder saw that the light was good, and he added some colors
5 The coder called the light shadebob, and the colors he called rasterbars. And there was moving, and there was coolness - the first effect.
6 And The Designer said, Let there be an expanse between the colors to seperate color from color.
7 So The Coder made the expanse and made the red rasterbar move above the green rasterbar below. And it was so.

"If only the Demoscene would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank." - Woody Allen

"No man that has ever lived has done a thing to please the demoscene--primarily. It was done to please himself, then the scene next." - Mark Twain

"I thank the Scene I was raised Scener, so sex will always be dirty." - John Waters

Demoscene's last name is not "Scheiße!"

Once one has seen The Demoscene, what is the remedy?
Sylvia Plath, "Mystic"

People see Demos every day, they just don't recognize them.
Pearl Bailey

The way to The Demoscene is by our selves.
PHINEAS FLETCHER, The Purple Islan

When it comes to BULLSHIT...BIG-TIME, MAJOR LEAGUE BULLSHIT... you have to stand IN AWE, IN AWE of the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, demoscene. [George Carlin, from "You Are All Diseased".]

this thread made my day :D

"My Scene ! It's full of stars !" - Dave Bowman

"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from scene spirit." - Blaise Pascal

"One of the most difficult tasks men can perform, however much others may despise it, is the invention of good demos. And it cannot be done by men out of touch with their instinctive selves". - Carl Gustav Jung

oh my fucking scene!

"I feel unwanted by the Demoscene." - Mother Teresa

"Hate the Scene, love the Scener. " (Mahatma Gandhi)

"Just in terms of allocation of time resources, Demoscene is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning." - Bill Gates

=)

"The only thing wrong with not being a Scener is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm." - unknown

"What does demoscene need with a starship?" - Captain Kirk, Star Trek V