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yeah
i even felt down in the street (drank 3/4 of a nice whisky botttle) when coming back to ghell's house and my hands are still bleeding from it but im still laughing too :)
reminds when flod leaves msgs on my phone when drunk (usually quite awesome

there's a crab hangin' around in the office aswell :)))

sounds nice =)

First time a "friend" :) made me drunken, with ouzo, a cat came and she wanted some potatos to it. I throughed some to her, but with great power and stuff =) Then, we drowned pieces of bread in the ouzo and gave to a dog to make him drunken too. Then, at the arrival at home, I saw a junkbin (dustbin, garbagebin, how the hell it's called) at the road and I said "Duuuukkkeeee Nuuukkkeeemmm POWAH!!!" and run towards it and kicked it and made it fall to the road! (Like with the "~" key of the Duke Nukem 3d game for the special kick. The funny with that key is, that if you choose the weapon 1 which is the kick again, you can kick with both left and right feet, but it's strange how when doing it together, the hero doesn't fell on the ground?! =) Then, at home, I first watched some demos while ever drunken in my life, especially Second Reality (some people don't wont to hear all the time about 2ndreal, it's too bloody hyped ;))), and I was crying. Then I don't remember, but probably I might be watching some photos of female sceners and crying while getting sobber, oh what a lovely night! :)
All these happened in Arnea, the village of my father (not belonging to my parent, but where my parent was living at his childhood of course ;), on Chalkidiki. My friend (actually, my small brother's friend) knew anymore and the next time he got my drunken again at Thessaloniki in the Castra (Castles). There, I was shouting "Is anybody in the world knowing the Demoscene?" I wanted to see weird heads popping out and saying "Wow! You know the scene too? Then it must be you and me in Greece, we are 2 lonely sceners, lol har har har!!!" =)))))

it=eat (phonetic mistake out of haste 1)

Oh,. there must be more, forget 'em ;P

optimus is a rebel!
but making animals drunk is only semi-fun. i remember i felt really bad when we fed aftershave-flavored bread to pigeons on the street.

There was a story in the papers here a while back, about a drug dealer who fed his rabbit on marijuana. Must have been an expensive pet.

Once we gave some booz to our cat. Every time it tried to lick it's balls, he just fell and tried to do it again. Poor cat had no idea what he had drunk.

intoxicating animals is soooooo eighties!!!!!

You think that's bad, it can be worse: Valos made a space cake once, and his poor cat had himself a bite of that stuff when Valos wasn't looking. The poor cat was so completely off the map that his parents were on the verge of calling a vet.

one of my cats got an injection once (a regular one), and after that, they usually get a sleepy-dose, so they doze off for some hours and they wake up fresh and clean.
problem was that this little cat didn't fall asleep, and started to wander around the house in a drunk-/stoned-like state.
he tried to jump up on the couch, but his butt was so numb that when his front paws grabbed the pillow, his butt was still only a couple of inches above the floor and it swung under the couch and he fell.
10 minutes after he climbed up, he wanted to go down and fell down on his head.
during the "wandering" he also hit the feet of the table several times.

was kinda funny and kinda morbid as well, a bit like Jackass... but after we forced him to sleep (locked him in his carrier-cage) and he was okay.

*duh* so much for stoned animals...

The one time when Porky was drunk we challenged him to climb a tree. He tried but he only got half way up then he fell but the funny thing is he got his jumper caught on a branch and he was hanging there and couldn't get down. How we laughed!

We said we would help him if he said please but he wouldn't do it. He kept swearing at us so we walked off and left him.

gargaj, i experienced the same. and i tell you, cujo is nothing compared to the look of a drugged up cat.

Oooo!!! 3/4 of a nice whisky botttle! - insofar! :)

you sceners are all drunkards! ;-)

no shit? really? :)

since I tell you!

beer imho, is better! 8)

Drinking lots of whisky is bad. Strange thing is, you have to drink a lot of bottles before you learn that :)

Here are my tips for successful alcohol abuse (from many years hard research :) Beer is best if you're drinking a lot. Never drink too much red wine - it gives killer hangovers. Spirits are alright if you mix them with something, keeps your liver looking sharp :) Also, drink 0.5 litres of water before you sleep, that kills off most hangovers. If you do get one, eat a banana or two.

you may drink cold milk aswell, works perfectly for me, although I know not everyone likes it! but whisky is still the best way to get drunk smoooooothly... and with no Kopfschmerzen!

smoke weed everyday

...and if you only drink water or cold milk in the first place, you won't get a hangover at all.
After seeing these kinds of statements about drugs & scene, I get the urge to write that;
I've never been drunk in my life. At age ~22 I bought myself a beer just to make sure that I wasn't missing out on something essential in life. I wasn't.
There! :-)

nope not essential to life,, but an enjoyable, and (depending on the substance) mind expanding experience. though im partial to defend psycadelics 8]

mmm milk

well MRI, if we were only doing things essentials to our lives.. uh... is a demo essential to life? ;-)