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LOL!

I love this comment:

"Man if jesus wants to appear on a dogs butt hes gonna appear on a dogs butt thats how it is. Just because its a little weird and might be discracful doesn’t mean he doesn’t mean hes not gonna show up there and yes i’m saying he could appear on mars if he wanted to. He could appear on my butt for all he cares as long as he gets what he wants to tell people across that God is good and that he is every where and most importantly that hes real! So this however showed this to the world alone he was just trying to show what God had put into his life and he felt empowered to show it to everybody."

I imagine Samuel L. Jackson uttering those words.

i love teh comments!!!11

leave your room if you need someone to talk instead of opening threads at forums.

@Nutman

Oh that would be great. We should start an internet campaign to get SLJ to record that speech and put it up on youtube. I mean, the internet got a line into the script of Snakes on a Plane... ;-)

LOL, the comments are even more fun that the image posted.

In the Jules Winnfield character, that works SO very well indeed :)

Nutman, I'll be Praying for you.

{OdS}, I'll be praying for you and for Nutman.

thanks harry, I feel better already

I'll be praying for Jesus. Poor guy. He died for three whole days. :(

{OdS}: Praying for me might give you a reason to pray for yourself.

I'd rather hear Mr. Jackson give this speech:

Ah... same old pouet.

I wanna get on my knees and please Jesus!

maybe i missed something, but shouldnt threads like this lead to immediate banning of nutman?

BAN THE WITCH!

Banning humour on pouet would be going a bit far. Save the banning for the trashing of serious threads, or abuse.

Captain Zed Yago: You know, I actually wondered about that myself. However, I came to the conclusion that you can post anything here, as long as it pleases the majority (or, at least: the webmasters). So I went along with it, being the bad boy I am....

Captain: excessive creating sensless threads should lead to a ban. don't be so restrictive it's still pouet and not a highly moderated bss. By the way it's quite funny. ;)

It seems that Jesus died for me and I didn't even know the guy! Why did he die for me (aparently some 1950 years before I was born!). What did I do (or will I do) so wrong that deserves someone to die for me?

Who will cross the line first? Me or nutman? :)

xernobyl: You were born with Original Sin, that is, your oldest ancestors did exactly what God expected and wanted them to do. You can't help it but you still have to pay for it by being tormented in hell forever. That's because God is unfathomably evil. However, now that we've tortured and murdered his son, God is willing to forgive us all, provided we thank Jesus for it. You could ask what happened to all the billions of souls who died before Jesus was born, but let's not. Just consider yourself lucky.

'Father, I must confess, I did an original sin! I poked a badger with a spoon!'

Doom: but before Jesus there were no condoms so there was no sin :|