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FREE CHESS-SET

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here is a free chess-set...reccommend printing it with your bubblejet onto 250gsm card
http://www.tbsac.freeserve.co.uk/chess.htm

and here is the storage matchbox for the pieces
http://www.tbsac.freeserve.co.uk/chessbox.htm

once constructed it is worth upto £7 if you are despearte and need to sell it...to help anyone in the ghetto who is desperate
added on the 2007-10-10 10:08:25 by seel seel
Seriously, what's wrong with you?
added on the 2007-10-10 10:15:36 by Preacher Preacher
die or ea
added on the 2007-10-10 10:18:55 by seel seel
Die seel is the new Die nitro2k01
added on the 2007-10-10 10:55:33 by nitro2k01 nitro2k01
i am a game hero character
the object of the game LEVEL 1. is to sell penny chess sets door to door to as many people in the ghetto's as possible without getting shot.. then report back to the local drug lord with your cash for LEVEL 2.
added on the 2007-10-10 11:12:01 by seel seel
the aim of the game is to work way up to mafia boss lord level
added on the 2007-10-10 11:13:07 by seel seel
Seel has been trying to get attention here for years now, but he utterly fails at it because nobody cares.
added on the 2007-10-10 13:03:41 by okkie okkie
spot on okie
'nobody cares'
added on the 2007-10-10 20:46:43 by seel seel
soliloquy! soliloquy!
added on the 2007-10-10 22:34:54 by forestcre forestcre
yes 1 + 1 = 1

added on the 2007-10-12 10:45:44 by seel seel
You all should just ignore these threads and let them sink. Like you do with spam (And the opposite of what I just did).
added on the 2007-10-12 10:47:37 by teel teel
..and here's a free tutorial on how to beat a grandmaster (if you're willing to lose a match as well). At least two chess sets will be required.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evZmpsl3jI0
added on the 2007-10-12 11:09:03 by bigcheese bigcheese
In Soviet Russia, troll feeds you!
added on the 2007-10-12 11:34:25 by merkur merkur
if anyone wants to printout this chess set...250 gsm card should be used in your printer
with the border set to 10 allround in your file/page-setup menu

bigcheese: kewl that just goes to show that it is a mathematical game regardless of what the opponent does

anyone who doesnt want to print it: it is no loss to me..
added on the 2007-10-12 12:08:38 by seel seel
my grandad could probably beat seel at chess - my grandad's really good!
added on the 2007-10-12 12:27:04 by forestcre forestcre
i made this set for my grandads birthday a few days ago
so he can cut it out and make it
the website made it for the ghetto and all deprived people
added on the 2007-10-12 12:36:36 by seel seel
seel: well.. It doesn't really have anything to do with the game, other than the fact that it is possible to obscure the fact that you're just mirroring moves. If there is a loser of the match, then there is also a winner. If you pit two grandmasters vs one another and insert yourself in the middle without their awareness, then you get the opportunity to both win and lose vs a grandmaster (or draw against two grandmasters, which also looks impressive).

As for the 'counting how many pieces are left on the board' bit at the end, I think he just wrote down the numbers at the end and then swapped the paper from the guy's hand without them noticing. He's good at that stuff.
added on the 2007-10-12 12:37:25 by bigcheese bigcheese
The real mystery that remains for me is how he won the extra match. I highly doubt that he simply played it with his own chess skills though. As he said, his chess skills are shite.
added on the 2007-10-12 12:39:00 by bigcheese bigcheese
Less strange printable chess set

Board.pdf
Pieces.pdf
added on the 2007-10-12 15:46:16 by r0XX0r r0XX0r
traditional chess pieces are BABYLON!!!
added on the 2007-10-12 22:50:24 by seel seel
the box design has been improved and updated
THE SAFE HAS BEEN CRACKED!!!!
added on the 2007-10-13 09:45:16 by seel seel
piczplz
added on the 2007-10-14 15:49:40 by forestcre forestcre
forestcre: see first post in thread for box picture
the safe is cracked by the flaps and the insert
which prevents matches and the pieces from falling out the box whilst still maintaining the traditional matchbox design

one would need to make it to apreciate the design
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added on the 2007-10-14 17:21:56 by seel seel
tip:
cut the flaps off befor e you get crabs LOL!
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added on the 2007-10-14 17:50:58 by seel seel
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