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Monday's child is fair of face.
Tuesday's child is full of grace.
Wednesday's child is loving and giving.
Thursday's child works hard for a living,
Friday's child is full of woe.
Saturday's child has far to go.
But the child that is born on Sabbath-day
Is bonny and happy and wise and gay.

So if you can be both happy and gay, does not gay mean happy? I are confused :(

brown sauce brown sauce
what colour's yer mum?
"like the colour of that which
is oft called your bum"

here are the best lyrics EVER, they'll make doomz0r happy:

I am just a horny dog
When I see there
In my imagination
You have nothing to wear

I know my time will come
I only have to wait
No one will hold me up
It never is too late

Come on
Spread your legs
I have won
Now lick my eggs

I have always used the girls
Just for my pleasure
Never have considered them
As a kind of treasure

And I will win again
Get her for the next night
Telling her some compliments
These girls are not so bright

\o/

brown sauce brown sauce
why do they ignore you?
i think you're so lovely
they'd rather not bore you.

Stingray: XD

Internet, internet
World Wide Wait
Internet, internet
World Wide Wait

Plug and pray
Plug and pray
It's windows installation
another trouble day

yeah!!!

LOL, Internet

Einai trelos o kosmos ths pliroforikhs
Sou rxetai na ta pareis opou kai an vretheis

Giati me afta pu ginetai sta amoira PC
Sou rxetai na ta paratiseis kai na pareis CPC

G**w tis apaithseis, th microsoft, ta bugs
Tin intel, ta windows, ta vriskeis opou pas

Prwta oi apaithseis pu einai tromeres
Einai poly megales gia na einai alithines
Pentium twra theleis gia na paixeis ena game
Se ligo gia na paixeis Doom tha theleis kai ton Cray

The second one is in greek(lish). I made up and singing these two I think in 96-97.

The second one says in english even if it doesn't rhyme:
The informatics world is crazy.
You are getting mad at any place.
Because with what happens to the poor PC
You want to quit and buy a CPC
I fuck the requirements, microsoft and bugs
Intel, windows, you find them wherever you go.
First, the requirements are crazy
They are too big to be true
You need a Pentium to play a game
In the near future to play Doom you'd need a Cray

Hehe,. crazy, stupid, I still remember this shit after so many years :)

Eimai eftyxismenos (I am happy)
Eisai porwmenos (You are obsessed)

Thelw PC Master (I want PC Master (greek computer magazine))
Eisai ena master (You are a monster)

Another one I remember (I was very creative back then before I met Pouet :)

Oh, I forgot this one.. but it had something to day about praying to our computer-god the Cyberdemon and melting in front of our screens from radiosity because we are obsessed geeks and don't give a fuck about getting a life and shit. Lol!!!

an old meta poem of mine:

Incoherent lines,
Put together,
With questionable punctuation
And downright crappy spelling
Cliched topics,
The very definition of emo poetry,
Teen angst,
Wrapped up in meaningless words -
A cry for attention.
Wiping your ass,
With the paper of internet

Girl With A Big Face
I Saw You At The Bus Stop
From A Mile Away
Even Though It Was Really Dark
Girl With A Big Face I Love You More Each Day
Even Though You’re Face
Is As Big As A Dinner Plate

I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am!
You arent!

„KOLYSANKA DLA JONASZA” + „DROGA”

Za oknem swiat
I pamietaj on wazy jak Ty i Ja
Ciezki jest jak Ja i Ty
Nie boj sie spij

Za oknem swiat
To on podarowal ci ten blask
Ktory będzie oswietlal droge ci
Przez wszystkie dni
Ktory bedzie tlumaczyl znaki tak
Bys potrafil wystrzec się zla
Bys odwage mial na wszystkie dni
Teraz spij

Za oknem swiat
Robiac krok pozostawiasz slad
I u kresu gdy wstecz spojrzysz na swoj szlak
Zrozumiesz ze on tylko tyle jest wart co Ty i Ja
Wazy tyle co Ja i Ty
Nie boj sie spij

Zrozum swiat jeszcze da sie naprawic
Zostawmy całe zlo dzisiaj za nami
Bez leku patrz ludziom prosto w oczy
Niech dzien nie przypomina juz nocy

Uwierz swiat jeszcze pojedna sie z nami
Zyjemy tutaj razem a wciaz jestesmy sami
Nie potrafimy wybaczac sobie samym
I nie pozwalamy sobie byc kochanym

Czas nie zawsze potrafi goic rany
Niekiedy tylko sprawia ze zapominamy
Lecz gdy ktos znow otworzy te bramy
Jestesmy tacy sami, rana znow krwawi

Droga do swiatla prowadzi przez mrok
A w ciemnosci bardzo trudny jest każdy krok
Mozesz probowac pomóc innym znalezc droge
Albo na tej drodze stanowić kolejna przeszkode

www.hercklekot.prv.pl

:(

None of this answers my question.

The answer to all of your questions is 42.

And much more important is the answer to this question:

Drei kleine Schweinchen sind bei ihrer Mutter ausgezogen und bauen sich nur kleine Häuser. Das erste Schwein kauft beim Bauern 100 Ballen Stroh zu je 12 kg und bezahlt mit einem Scheck über 500 €. Der Bauer verspricht das Stroh noch am selben Abend mit dem Traktor zu bringen. Allerdings tut er nur 95 Ballen Stroh auf seinen Trecker und das Schweinchen merkt das nicht, da es nie gut rechnen konnte.
Frage: Um wie viel kg Stroh bzw. um wie viel Geld wurde das Schweinchen betrogen?

\o/

There are holes in the sky
where the rain gets in
but they are ever so small
thats why rain is thin

Tout ceci ne vaut pas le poison qui découle
De tes yeux, tes yeux verts,
CUL!

~Baudelaire

Stingray: 42€ ?

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Doom: :D:D:D

Ode to Spot.

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents,
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array;
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

Come, let us hasten to a higher plane,
Where dyads tread the fairy fields of Venn,
Their indicies bedecked from one to n,
Commingled in an endless Markov chain!
Come, every frustum longs to be a cone,
And every vector dreams of matrices.
Hark to the gentle gradient of the breeze:
It whispers of a more ergodic zone.
In Riemann, Hilbert or in Banach space
Let superscripts and subscripts go their ways.
Our asymptotes no longer out of phase,
We shall encounter, counting, face to face.
I'll grant thee random access to my heart,
Thou'lt tell me all the constants of thy love;
And so we two shall all love's lemmas prove,
And in our bound partition never part.
For what did Cauchy know, or Christoffel,
Or Fourier, or any Boole or Euler,
Wielding their compasses, their pens and rulers,
Of thy supernal sinusoidal spell?
Cancel me not---for what then shall remain?
Abscissas, some mantissas, modules, modes,
A root or two, a torus and a node:
The inverse of my verse, a null domain.
Ellipse of bliss, converge, O lips divine!
The product of our scalars is defined!
Cyberiad draws nigh, and the skew mind
Cuts capers like a happy haversine.
I see the eigenvalue in thine eye,
I hear the tender tensor in thy sigh.
Bernoulli would have been content to die,
Had he but known such a^2.cos(2*phi)!