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so you never watched a demo in a big screen with a crowd chearing

I have never never snorted coke off uncle-x's buttcrack ...in Helsinki

so you never tried to sleep while metalfotzes jingles played all day all night at full volume off their speakers..

You never drank Ouzo mit Optimus

so you never screamed "hallo!", "was?", "BASS!" or any combination of them in a public place!

I never regreted anything Ive done,said or written while drunk!

(hmmm...regreted? Sounds wrong....how is my engrish this evening??)