A Serious Survey
category: general [glöplog]
This is for my cousin's school project so please give me serious answers only.
If you were forced to make a choice between A, B, C and D which would you choose?
A. Having your bell end grated off.
B. Having your knob cut off completely.
C. Having your knob burnt beyond recognition.
D. Getting caught at a surprise party by your parents, family and friends with your knob stuck in the vacuum cleaner.
Failure to choose one of these four options will default as option D and B.
If you were forced to make a choice between A, B, C and D which would you choose?
A. Having your bell end grated off.
B. Having your knob cut off completely.
C. Having your knob burnt beyond recognition.
D. Getting caught at a surprise party by your parents, family and friends with your knob stuck in the vacuum cleaner.
Failure to choose one of these four options will default as option D and B.
I'm surprised there is no answer E.
E. Getting caught by your parents, family and friends while playing the tiger game with your wonderful tiger outfit.
E. Getting caught by your parents, family and friends while playing the tiger game with your wonderful tiger outfit.
D please.
Thanks,
Pete
Thanks,
Pete
what's a bell end? shane we're not englihs please use words everybody understands. after some long thinking i figured out that 'knob' probably means 'penis' in this case, but i'm all too confused still about a "bell end".
Knowing Shane it has something to do with pussification and forced felinity. I wonder if he likes getting read as a wolf anyway though.
D, easily. But that is also the only one of the choices which is guaranteed never to happen (to me).
I guess I can be unlucky and end up with A, B or C at some point in time, but D will never happen. I would prefer D though.
Hm.. The sentences above have a certain Mojo Jojo feel to them, but I'm not going to rephrase. :P
I guess I can be unlucky and end up with A, B or C at some point in time, but D will never happen. I would prefer D though.
Hm.. The sentences above have a certain Mojo Jojo feel to them, but I'm not going to rephrase. :P
D, coz the other options involve a terrible loss :(
Why didn't more people answer this question?
because they dont speak british.
ingland retards!
D for sure!
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Failure to choose one of these four options will default as option D and B.
Is this a hint that your cousin doesn't have a dick anymore?
I think about D but I am not sure.
i'd say C.
Unfair questions because of the kinda slang wording. But, yes, I would say D'n'B.
(I never put my knob in the vacuum cleaner though...except if the vacuum cleaner is another word for girl ;p)
Bell end? Knob? What kind of kindergarden slang is this? Too shy to call it dick and balls or something like that? :)
My answer would be "D"; this actually happened to m... never mind.
My answer would be "D"; this actually happened to m... never mind.
D, A, C, B. in that order. pretty please.
isnt B a side-effect of D?
depends on the quality of the vacuumcleaner
B
D, then they will hopefully finally leave me alone so I can get time to code more demos.
"Glans penis" = "bell end"
"knob" = whole unit
Just so you know!
Also...
"Testicle" = "bollock"
"Urethral opening" = "Japseye"
"knob" = whole unit
Just so you know!
Also...
"Testicle" = "bollock"
"Urethral opening" = "Japseye"
D