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Bastards!

nice try.

You lose.

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oh well...

i'm the true and real winner :)

No, I'm Spartacus!

Only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate never tasted before.

Fish.

:barf:

BASS

I shall prevail!

What do you call a legendary boxer with bad wind?

Gaseous Clay.

I tried to reverse LOL but it came out the same...

3x12 = 36
2x12 = 24
1x12 = 12
0x12 = 18

are there consolation gifts?

this is like a new oneliner

multiliner

* How do you know policemen are strong?
* Because they can hold up traffic.

* What do termites eat for breakfast?
* Oakmeal.

* What do massage therapists eat for dinner?
* Spa-ghetti.

* Why were the suspenders arrested?
* For holding up a pair of pants.

* How does the queen bee get around her hive?
* She's throne.

* What do bees do if they don't want to drive?
* Wait at the buzz stop.

Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."

Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

* What's the friendliest school?
* Hi school.

* What do you give a dog with a fever?
* Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

* How do you kill a circus?
* Go for the juggler.

what's the difference between a homo and a cook?
- the cook stirs in today's food, the homo in yesterday's..

* Why did the tomato invite the mushroom to the party?
* Because he's a fungi!