Chuck Norris on the demoscene
category: general [glöplog]
Chuck Norris once began coding a demo. Minutes after he finished it, the demo became self aware, asumed physical form and left the planet It is now teaching applied time traveling methodologies at the University of Zektor, HD 118054. In Aramaic, of course.
Once, Chuck Norris won a wild demo competition, when his production ate three organizers on stage and threatened to copulate with a fourth one.
In order to cope with his typing speed, Chuck Norris uses a special keyboard connected to an Accelerated Keyboard Port (AKP for short). It uses two 512 bit channels running at 1066 MHz quad-pumped, connected directly to the CPU, bypassing the memory controller.
With this keyboard, Chuck Norris does not need to code any effects: He just types-in the contents of the frame buffer. Needless to say, all his demos are 8X antialiased and support native NTSC framerates.
With this keyboard, Chuck Norris does not need to code any effects: He just types-in the contents of the frame buffer. Needless to say, all his demos are 8X antialiased and support native NTSC framerates.
and now for some funny ones please.
.. those were good ones.
Chuck Norris has only seen the very first demo decades ago. His mind then extrapolated all coming demos within a split second, and he left the demo scene before entering it, due to mere boredom.
Twice.
Twice.
Triple Twice.
http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=23584 Our Tribute To Chuck!
Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked pouët.net.
Twice.
Twice.
Chuck Norris does not kick you out of the irc. He roundhouse kicks you.
Chuck Norris doesn't know what pain feels like.
He doesn't have to.
He doesn't have to.
OMG!! chuck norriz iz on ur internet checking ur filez!!!!11
chuck my norris
Chuck norris owns all ZX Spectrum 128k of the world, so sell one at your own risk, JSYK...
chuck norris should come to bp
