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>Hello! Welcome to our website . A representive will be with you shortly, please wait a moment.
>Hi. this is Eric. If there is anything I can do for you today, please let me know.
you: hello i am looking for retail valves
>Eric: hi
>Eric: Please type your contact information so we may get in touch with you about your request and set up a client account. Name, Phone and Email please. If you have company information that would be helpful.
>you: can you tell me more about retail valves first please
>Eric: tell me the model
>Eric: and the quantity please
>you: i am not sre if it is a model code, but here is a picture: http://www.sweet-sin.de/images_450x507/514349.jpg . we would like to order 12 boxes of these please
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http://www.sweet-sin.de/images_450x507/514349.jpg ...

spamming pouet to sell valves in the States ? WTF! this is utterly surrealist O_o

i want my viagra spam back!

go to the site and spam 'em back i say! the online chat is there for you ;)

good prank pouet trolls :D

havoc: you mean to tell me there is actually a guy chatting? o_O

Money must grow on trees where they come from, or they really sell fucktons of valves..

KEOPS I GOT THAT SAME SPAM I ANSWERED AND I GOT MORE CLUE OFFERS!!!111 .. id like to work in wholesale valves customer department answering to that chat. id browse pornsites all the day and then sometimes answer wholesale valve questions!!! what a work..

Hello! Welcome to our website . A representive will be with you shortly, please wait a moment.
Hi. this is Eric. If there is anything I can do for you today, please let me know.
you: hello Eric
you: I want information about valves
Ovi: hello
Ovi: what kind of info do you want?
you: Do you have valves like this one of the photo?
you: http://www.sweet-sin.de/images_450x507/514349.jpg
Ovi: I can't give you info related to an image, sorry
Ovi: !
you: ok
you: thanks so much
Ovi: have a good day!
you: I love you vaveman

Hello! Welcome to our website . A representive will be with you shortly, please wait a moment.
Hi. this is Eric. If there is anything I can do for you today, please let me know.
you: italiano?
Eric: english please
you: no capito
Eric: only english
you: you english?
Eric: yes
you: me italian
you: from palermo
Eric: okay how may I help you?
you: mi english is no good
you: you have pizza di valvatoni?
Eric: no.......sorry can't help you
you: no pizza?
Eric: no
you: other pizza?
Eric: no pizza
you: antipasti?
Eric: no sorry
you: there is menu?
Eric: no
you: there is menu on the left?
Eric: please leave the chat we are not a restaurant
you: what cat?
Eric: Thanks for contacting us. Please do not hesitate to contact us again if we can be of further assistance. Goodbye.
you: i can contact now?
you: you are chinese restaurant?
you: with cat?
Eric: NO
you: no cat?
Eric: no restaurant we are selling valves
you: valve is edible?
Eric: valve is the thing you see in the header off the site
you: saturnus?
You are not currently in a chat session

brilliant maali :D

'menu on the left' was also supposed to refer to the webpage, but the dude didnt get that one :D

FIGHT THE SPAM !!!



(hassun problem? geh weiter!)

Hello! Welcome to our website . A representive will be with you shortly, please wait a moment.
Hi. this is Eric. If there is anything I can do for you today, please let me know.
you: VP 3442-00 - TECFLY type butterfly valve cast iron body bronze
Eric: Please type your contact information so we may get in touch with you about your request and set up a client account. Name, Phone and Email please. If you have company information that would be helpful.
you: name: Zon Wai
you: phone (+29) 5546 4457 4887
you: email: zonwai@niito.com
Eric: also tell me the quantity please
you: I have a question
Eric: yes
you: Does it need fiika?
you: for the junctions
Eric: we will tell you in the email or by phone this when we will find the valve
Eric: tell me the quantity please
Eric: how many you wish to purchase?
you: I'm not sure if I want one or zero
Eric: okay i'll put one is ok?
you: I only want if it doesn't need fiika
you: do you sell fiikas also?
Eric: we can search for that too
you: ok, tell me by e-mail
you: price of both
Eric: okay
you: one thing more
Eric: yes
you: if you find fiikas, please give the price of metalic and plastic ones
Eric: okay
you: thanks so much, I love you valveboy
Eric: Thanks for contacting us. Please do not hesitate to contact us again if we can be of further assistance. Goodbye.

Chat InformationHi. this is Eric. If there is anything I can do for you today, please let me know.
you: hello
you: i need help
you: pI NEED TO BUY VALVES
Eric: okay tell me the model and quantity
you: WELL its SPECIAL KIND OF VALVE
you: I NEED IT AROUND MY SPECIAL PARTS SO I CAN IMPRESS MY GIRLFRIEND!!!111
you: need THAT KIND OF VALVES PLZ
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Poor Eric :)

This is Eric:

Chat InformationHello! Welcome to our website . A representive will be with you shortly, please wait a moment.
Chat InformationHi. this is Eric. If there is anything I can do for you today, please let me know.
you: hello
Eric: hi
you: how much does 2 valve cost?
Eric: tell me the model please
you: gate III
Eric: Please type your contact information so we may get in touch with you about your request and set up a client account. Name, Phone and Email please. If you have company information that would be helpful.
you: (+29) 5546 4457 4887
you: ichi naruko
you: ichii@matsushita.com
you: btw
you: do you have peacock bowel with that?
Eric: we can search for that too
Eric: we will contact you with further details
you: excelent
you: and maybe puter loaf accesorries?
you: loaf type apparatus tend get hot
you: need cooling liquid too
you: hello?
Eric: okay
Eric: i' noted all
you: i'd need some ansjovis to go with that order as well, and delivered within 30 minutes
Eric: okay
Eric: we will contact yo when we find all the parts you requested
you: no, i want now
you: topped with peacock bowels
Eric: we can't send it now we will look and we will contact you
you: damn
you: i would like earlier
you: and with porthole defogger
you: you got some?
you: good against raw sewage in bongwater
Eric: goodbye
you: come back
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'does it have imperial entanglements?' :DD

wtf.. the chat doesnt show up anymore.. did he ban my ip?!?!? :(

No, it's gone.

I want to talk to Eric :(

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