a demoscene-related joke
category: general [glöplog]
Cindy Crawford, Michael Schumacher and Forrest Gump are walking in a forest.
They find a really big old oak tree, which has a door. They all decide to go in, and find there a magic mirror that says:
"I'll tell you the true answer to your question, but only one at the time".
Cindy says that she wants to ask first, so Forrest and Schumi leave.
Cindy asks: "Who is the most beatiful person in the world".
The mirror answers: "You, Cindy Crawford".
When Cindy comes out from the tree with a smiling face, Schumi says to Forrest "I'm going to ask who is the best formula 1 driver in the world".
Schumi comes out from the tree with a smiling face too, so Forrest Gump decides to ask who's the most stupid person in the world.
He goes in..
And then he comes out, mad and angry and disappointed and asks "Who the fuck is LATOR?"
bah
They find a really big old oak tree, which has a door. They all decide to go in, and find there a magic mirror that says:
"I'll tell you the true answer to your question, but only one at the time".
Cindy says that she wants to ask first, so Forrest and Schumi leave.
Cindy asks: "Who is the most beatiful person in the world".
The mirror answers: "You, Cindy Crawford".
When Cindy comes out from the tree with a smiling face, Schumi says to Forrest "I'm going to ask who is the best formula 1 driver in the world".
Schumi comes out from the tree with a smiling face too, so Forrest Gump decides to ask who's the most stupid person in the world.
He goes in..
And then he comes out, mad and angry and disappointed and asks "Who the fuck is LATOR?"
bah
Already heard this, but the third one was Quasimodo, the ugliest man of the world, and the solution was Jimmy Zambo, who we could best describe as the Hungarian 'Jacko'. (He shot himself in the head last year by accident. Hehe.)
iam flattered :)
esp. as unseen said it ;)
esp. as unseen said it ;)
Hm.
Since Jar seems to be absent, I think I'll take his role for this occasion:
EXCELLENT JOKE uns3en_
*ahem*
Since Jar seems to be absent, I think I'll take his role for this occasion:
EXCELLENT JOKE uns3en_
*ahem*
Most ugly person would sure work on lator too u know =)
gargaj, you stole my line ;////
Jar: just substituting you :)
(temporarily of course)
I have to admit laughing out loud. :-P
dubmood:
wtf???
hej Lator
bah
this joke was recycled from rjv/foobug...heh
lator rules so this really doesnt reflect my opinion
about lator.......:D
this joke was recycled from rjv/foobug...heh
lator rules so this really doesnt reflect my opinion
about lator.......:D
ROTFL! It made my day..
haha :D
garg: ok :)
the "joke" still suxx0rs though.
the "joke" still suxx0rs though.
> the "joke" still suxx0rs though.
no shit sherlock.
well at least it's the best scene-related joke i've heard so far.
here comes the other one:
"what's the difference between a scener and a drunk?"
"the drunk has only one beer bottle in his hand"
no shit sherlock.
well at least it's the best scene-related joke i've heard so far.
here comes the other one:
"what's the difference between a scener and a drunk?"
"the drunk has only one beer bottle in his hand"
ok rjv, compared to your joke uns33n's is infact EXCELLENT!
waarbij aardbei
