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like a midget

added on the 2006-09-08 23:54:41 by nitro2k01

so they shallt

added on the 2006-09-08 23:56:40 by d0DgE

burn in the

added on the 2006-09-08 23:56:54 by [self-ban]

mud of penis

added on the 2006-09-08 23:57:54 by nitro2k01

while the rain

added on the 2006-09-09 00:00:28 by [self-ban]

was golden just

added on the 2006-09-09 00:01:22 by nitro2k01

an inch away

added on the 2006-09-09 00:03:50 by [self-ban]

from the mouth

added on the 2006-09-09 00:06:37 by d0DgE

and the cute white pony danced and frolicked. Finally they found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Oh, how happy little marietta was that their journey was successful. Now they could proudly return to the little girls parents and replace the broken clock. They would buy a hundred clocks made of gold and diamonds. Marietta scaled the ponies back and off they went. When they returned to their village a big celebration in their honor was already preparted. Everybody was happy. Little marietta married the cute white pony and they lived happily ever after...

added on the 2006-09-09 00:13:08 by Stelthzje

But, the pony got cancer

added on the 2006-09-09 00:16:59 by [self-ban]

these are not

added on the 2006-09-09 00:17:02 by d0DgE

Little marietta was very sad. But soon she remembered the wizard Adork in the mountains. In return for half of her gold he made a beatiful sparkling amulett, which healed the cute white pony in an instant. And they continued to live happily ever after..

added on the 2006-09-09 00:22:57 by Stelthzje

I read the broken clock as the broken cock. No joke

added on the 2006-09-09 00:23:13 by nitro2k01

What Stelthz forgot

added on the 2006-09-09 00:27:15 by d0DgE

is that the

added on the 2006-09-09 00:28:30 by jua

15 more winters passed and little marietta turned into a beatiful women. One day she noticed that the cute white pony had no gender. She was sad for a while, but then remembered that her mother used to get happy again after drinking sweet wine. Marietta spent some more of her gold to buy a years supply of wine. Henceforth she would drink two bottle of wine a days and would live happily ever after..

added on the 2006-09-09 00:28:59 by Stelthzje

But the healing was only for a short moment, the power of Adork was less then expected

added on the 2006-09-09 00:29:12 by [self-ban]

3 words: obey ye rules!

added on the 2006-09-09 00:31:23 by d0DgE

Marietta, her rage fueled by wine, went to Adork and asked for her gold back.

added on the 2006-09-09 00:31:48 by Stelthzje

but he could not give it back, it was all posted on his blog

added on the 2006-09-09 00:32:29 by [self-ban]

story destroyed:

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suggestion to start all over

added on the 2006-09-09 00:34:18 by d0DgE

She instantly went to the omniscent knight known as DOD'ge offering him gold for help. DOD'ge, driven by greed, instantly agreed to mutilate Adork.

added on the 2006-09-09 00:34:46 by Stelthzje

Adork, being confronted by the omniscient DOD'ge, remembered a viscious spell he had learned at the gathering of mountain trolls in the village MÆNSA. "Being a smart alec", he uttered, "does not constitute intelligence". DOD'ge instantly ran away and hid in shame. Marietta, disappointed by this ungraceful performance, turned to another knight of PO'UET.

added on the 2006-09-09 00:44:54 by Stelthzje

With her cock

added on the 2006-09-09 06:07:47 by chameleon

peeking out of

added on the 2006-09-09 09:33:50 by d0DgE

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