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added on the 2006-10-08 14:41:14 by guardian ٩๏̯͡๏۶  |
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added on the 2006-10-08 14:43:05 by guardian ٩๏̯͡๏۶
Talk about dragging the S!P name down in the mud.
Zplex: oh, i thought TMB had done that long ago. No damage here.
Still.
- How did you manage to make the engine run at an acceptable framerate (no miracle with core2 and gf7950 tho) but it still stutters like a Parkinson victim on steroids?
- How old is your musician? 12? Damn, do you really think throwing a few overused chip samples together and knowing three mod effects is enough? I don't want to disappoint you, but we in the demoscene actually DO appreciate a certain musical understanding above "i got that bontempi keyboard as a child and it totally rocks. if i only knew what the black keys were for...", thank you.
- speaking of "understanding"... there are tutorials out there how to make blur/radialblur/hypnoglow for years now, how did you manage to ignore ALL advances made on the image postproc front since 1999?
- and how DARE you write "design" into your credits when it's obvious that no design skill at all went into the visuals? The colors are ugly as fuck, none of the scenes make the slightest sense on both the aesthetic and the semantic level, and the whole thing leaves a definite impression of being completely empty and "we didn't have the slightest idea what to do so we just threw a few cubes together". Yeah right.
- and seriously, Smash Designs demos aren't exactly the right place to rip the fonts from, sorry ;)
One constructive advice? Go back to your computers and start practicing. And then, in about five years, when that small feeling in your stomach that constantly says "I suck in comparison" has alomst gone away, THEN start releasing. But this one seriously hurts.
Still.
- How did you manage to make the engine run at an acceptable framerate (no miracle with core2 and gf7950 tho) but it still stutters like a Parkinson victim on steroids?
- How old is your musician? 12? Damn, do you really think throwing a few overused chip samples together and knowing three mod effects is enough? I don't want to disappoint you, but we in the demoscene actually DO appreciate a certain musical understanding above "i got that bontempi keyboard as a child and it totally rocks. if i only knew what the black keys were for...", thank you.
- speaking of "understanding"... there are tutorials out there how to make blur/radialblur/hypnoglow for years now, how did you manage to ignore ALL advances made on the image postproc front since 1999?
- and how DARE you write "design" into your credits when it's obvious that no design skill at all went into the visuals? The colors are ugly as fuck, none of the scenes make the slightest sense on both the aesthetic and the semantic level, and the whole thing leaves a definite impression of being completely empty and "we didn't have the slightest idea what to do so we just threw a few cubes together". Yeah right.
- and seriously, Smash Designs demos aren't exactly the right place to rip the fonts from, sorry ;)
One constructive advice? Go back to your computers and start practicing. And then, in about five years, when that small feeling in your stomach that constantly says "I suck in comparison" has alomst gone away, THEN start releasing. But this one seriously hurts.
i think it's time chenmy moves over glScalef glRotatef (so called) effects.
6!4k
sorry...;)
You made so better than that. Thanks for the greetings, and keep working on design/code/music, cause i know you can do way better my fruits :)
yes.. this sucks!
it's a 64k, when precalc time is around 0 seconds nothing much can have been generated.. and suprise! I was right. It looks like you generated a handfull of textures, all in b/w which are then rendered with different glColor settings ( like the explosion ). Seriously, you must have felt that this would look like crap from the beginning. Ile, for example, have been nice enought to write about texture generation in Hugi. Please read that. Nice textures can really help bad design!
It's not the intro with the fastest pre-calc that get's to fuck the prom-queen you know!! ;-)
it's a 64k, when precalc time is around 0 seconds nothing much can have been generated.. and suprise! I was right. It looks like you generated a handfull of textures, all in b/w which are then rendered with different glColor settings ( like the explosion ). Seriously, you must have felt that this would look like crap from the beginning. Ile, for example, have been nice enought to write about texture generation in Hugi. Please read that. Nice textures can really help bad design!
It's not the intro with the fastest pre-calc that get's to fuck the prom-queen you know!! ;-)
Damn, this was really, really bad
that's bad
so bad its good ;)
unseen: no, not quite there yet. :p
wow, they actually made kb angry!
it's bad, but it's not THAT bad. still, the cube-sky was amazing, in a nextempire kind of way. and let's just say "music: nausea" at the end rings a bit true.
it's bad, but it's not THAT bad. still, the cube-sky was amazing, in a nextempire kind of way. and let's just say "music: nausea" at the end rings a bit true.
haha, i meant "amusing", not amazing.
Quote:
it's bad, but it's not THAT bad. still, the cube-sky was amazing, in a nextempire kind of way. and let's just say "music: nausea" at the end rings a bit true.
YEEEE! (voice of lil jon, you know that crunk guy meaning that i totally agree. and that cube-sky oh baby, its so bad, its good!)
it is not as bad!
interesting cube movement, etc...
(skyboy could be bigger)
interesting cube movement, etc...
(skyboy could be bigger)
Not as bad as I was expecting from the comments, but still not enjoyable at all :)
uhhh...
Not that bad. I like the plane part, especially when camera just behind the plane.
whoa
what kb said.. only shorter! :)
wow ! SURPRISE PRODUCTIONS SI THE ROX! make a coop with dubmood of razor 1911 !!!!
Nice and pleasant, although simple. Cool music..
I liked it.
I liked it.
@kb
i am sorry if i am not as enlighted as you are
but maybe you find the time
to explaine to me
what it might have been
that makes you consider
me responsible
for everything
you
dont like
make me wonder
really
i am sorry if i am not as enlighted as you are
but maybe you find the time
to explaine to me
what it might have been
that makes you consider
me responsible
for everything
you
dont like
make me wonder
really
longest explosion in history :) ok, it's not that good but it doesn't deserve that much negative comments either.
not really good - random effects, no Consistency - too simple music, sorry, thumb down for this one
Hahaha.. and they list 3 people for 'design'!
Classy :D
Classy :D
a must have for cube lovers outhere :)
what kb and skate said
Nice.
lol
kids
Quote:
music : nausea
THAT'S RIGHT, DAMN RIGHT !!!
holy word O_O
i'm a bit simple when it comes to music, so i actually thought the soundtrack in this one was ok. but the visuals..dear god..
Practice more!
there's a big secret button on the computer that can make a full 64k just take a look for it at the front side of your case.
ur all stupid on pouet.
the coder deserves more respec for the time passed on this intro, 75% of the people thumbing down aren't able to code this. lamers.
thumbs up for a good prod. keep up man, with a lil more design its very good.
the coder deserves more respec for the time passed on this intro, 75% of the people thumbing down aren't able to code this. lamers.
thumbs up for a good prod. keep up man, with a lil more design its very good.
ok prod
as bad as my mood :(
i think 100% of those 75% are very happy about not being able to do something like this
this is better than expected after those massive comments... keep it up, dudes.
disgusting.
really not that good
A bit lengthy, but good enough for a thumb.
i thought this was, well, "low budget" to be honest.
i just wonder how come this gets so many comments :D who pasted the link around irc? :D
i just wonder how come this gets so many comments :D who pasted the link around irc? :D
i second guys who visualize their demoidea to implementation but not very well means i could easily agree with those demodesigns which actually doesnt create excellent fxs.
the city-mesh that nuke have a talk with me still seems unsettled and unreleasable, i suppose the deadline which affect the publishing time is the factor inperfect the whole demo.
anyway, okay for ur efforts @funktion.
the city-mesh that nuke have a talk with me still seems unsettled and unreleasable, i suppose the deadline which affect the publishing time is the factor inperfect the whole demo.
anyway, okay for ur efforts @funktion.
I watched this again today and even if I don't find it great, I would like to change my vote to 'good'. With better textures and a little more work put into the song this would be really ok! I hope that the makers behind this intro find the energy to prove all these negative comments wrong ( including my earlier ) instead of losing interest in making demos/intros. Your next production will be really interesting!!
"tirnagini yap da öyle konuş. idiot"
lol
It would be ok in 4k, but it 64K NOT!!!
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