random quote from that simpsons halloween epidose about france attacking springfield because of some french frogeater joke thread
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"" forgot the quotes, sorry.
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# Mutant Wiggum: Really brings a tear to your eye socket.
# Mutant Sideshow Mel: Silence! (pause) You're talking too loud.
# Homer: You want me, come and get me!
Mutant Moe: Get him!
Homer: D'oh!
... fastest i could come up with. ;)
# Mutant Wiggum: Really brings a tear to your eye socket.
# Mutant Sideshow Mel: Silence! (pause) You're talking too loud.
# Homer: You want me, come and get me!
Mutant Moe: Get him!
Homer: D'oh!
... fastest i could come up with. ;)
Homer: Oh, a Gary Larson calendar! I don't get it...I don't get it... I don't get it...I don't get it...I..don't get it.
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Homer: Relax! I built a bomb shelter
Lisa: That's not gonna protect us from anything!
Homer: Fine, then dont use it
Lisa: I won't
Homer: Good
Lisa: I know it's good
Homer: So do I
Lisa: I'm happy for you
Homer: You should be!
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Homer: Relax! I built a bomb shelter
Lisa: That's not gonna protect us from anything!
Homer: Fine, then dont use it
Lisa: I won't
Homer: Good
Lisa: I know it's good
Homer: So do I
Lisa: I'm happy for you
Homer: You should be!
"doh!"
worst backward/forward slash mixup ever.
Homer: "UHHH, it's PII!!!!NK...I'm not popular enough to wear a pink shirt at the plant!"
Marge: "Calm down, there're plenty of shirts in the laundry box"
Homer: "Wooohoo, gimme gimme gimme."
Homer: "D'oh, pink.....naw pink...Pink..PINK..PIIIIIINNK.It's all over Marge, it's all over...buhuhuhu."
Bart: "Yeah, there it is, my lucky Redhat."
Homer: "Ohhhh ya little....."
Bart: "wuarghayargh...ap..argh apologizing"
Marge: "Calm down, there're plenty of shirts in the laundry box"
Homer: "Wooohoo, gimme gimme gimme."
Homer: "D'oh, pink.....naw pink...Pink..PINK..PIIIIIINNK.It's all over Marge, it's all over...buhuhuhu."
Bart: "Yeah, there it is, my lucky Redhat."
Homer: "Ohhhh ya little....."
Bart: "wuarghayargh...ap..argh apologizing"
"But Aquaman.. you can't marry Wonderwoman, she doesn't have any gils!"
*Approaching rocket*
"I've been wasting my life...."
And I didn't even have to look that up :(
*Approaching rocket*
"I've been wasting my life...."
And I didn't even have to look that up :(
Marge: "Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday."
Homer: "Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend."
Homer: "Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend."
* Marge + Homer discussing in bed...
Homer: [...] just like that guy that built his own rocket and flew to the moon...what's his name... Apollo Creed...
Marge: Mmmmrrrrhhhhhhh
Homer: [...] just like that guy that built his own rocket and flew to the moon...what's his name... Apollo Creed...
Marge: Mmmmrrrrhhhhhhh
homer: but every time i learn something new, it pushes out something old! remember that time i took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?
marge: that's because you were drunk!
homer: and how!
marge: that's because you were drunk!
homer: and how!
beeeerr.. rrarhrharrr...
homer: "WHO IS FONZIE!?!" Don't they teach you anything at school?
've are from Germany... ze land of chocolate..'
COOL-O-METER: "Ohhhhh YEAAAAAAAA 
"
Farnsworth: "Good Lord, I'm getting a rating of over 40 Megafonzies!"
"Farnsworth: "Good Lord, I'm getting a rating of over 40 Megafonzies!"